Bogman

cut to the crux, how much did we get?

@GraemeBailey: Liverpool making moves for Wilfried Bony and also Loic Remy.
Sky journo
 

Sky reporter tweeted that we're in talks for Bony, and that Remy is also on the radar.

_{Divock Origi visited Liverpool FC yesterday but according to L’Equipe he is considering other options - Dortmund and Spurs.}

[something to do with prostitution]

 

[something to do with drug dealing]

 

[something to do with peado rings]

Paedo's have rings?  True you're never to old to learn.

I should be on strike, but alas, I work in the private sector.

I still gotta work til I'm 68. My pensions shite, and the hours are abysmal.

Apparently, this is Origi @ Melwood today. I think it's Obama.

Period.

Feck it Stringy, beat me to it.

• James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho 1m

  No Emre Can announcement from #LFC today. Will be Thursday or Friday before paperwork on £10m deal is completed.

I'm married with kids so the decision has been taken out of my hands.

sorry to hear that Red.

Know what you mean. Although not cancer related, my missus lost her mum two weeks ago this friday from a heart attack, almost 5 months to the day after she lost her dad to a heart attack. So not only has she lost both parents, she's also lost her family home as it's a council house. We've just spent the last 1.5 weeks gutting the place. Weird looking back on the time I've spent there........yet I've no idea how she must be inside, as she's memories from her childhood up until the other week, and will never set foot inside the property again.

Weird.

Congrats Prov.

Best thing to ever happen. Until they grow up, argue with you, raid your wallet for money, etc, etc.

Make the most of every single minute with them as they soon grow up.

funny thing is girl from work rang me yesterday over a problem.At the end of the call she said "enjoy rest of your day" and i replied " you too"

 

she then went mad thought work girl had said "love you" and i had said "love you too"

 

told her not be stupid, like I'd get caught like that

This just keeps giving this.

I'm imagining you're a 16 year old virgin, sat at your computer in your pants imagining how you can try to fit in with the grown-ups.

;)

Just back from a week in Egypt. The diving was superb.

 

Anyone been to Malta?

Yeah, but decades ago.

Roads were mad, and lost my crutch, as one rolled off into the sea. Luckily a couple of British divers were in the area and found it.

Can't remember much else. Stayed in a time share in Valetta.

Ant & Dec.

Or Aliens.

Or a bet.

*Wipes away single tear*

Can I borrow your hankie?

If you get the chance go to Santo Antao.

It's the most westerly island and is like something from Lord of the Rings.

The south is desert with steep verdant mountains/valleys and in the centre and north.

Fucking magical place

Will do. Ta.

Never done an all-inclusive-much-to-do-other-then-sunbathe holiday before. Reckon I'll be hammered most days.

Cape Verde, 5 weeks on Thursday.

Keeley Hawes

My bird fancies Samantha Janus.

 

It's probably the only reason I continue to put up with her incessant nagging & below average suck treats. 

Least you get "below average".

My Wii

Godzilla.

8 fishy flaps out of 10.

Congratulations mate.

Welcome to parenthood.

Hope everyone is fine.

I'd be extremely surprised if that wasn't going on.

Not with my daughter you're not. :ninja:

all very American we are