The Acolyte

We're rightly desperate not to piss off Aulas and Lyon by making it seem it's considered a formality from this end.

This possible transfer requires the gentle touch. No gun jumping as Aulas will do a Southampton.

Worth bearing in mind ... Lyon could let him have a medical without agreeing a fee. I seem to remember Aulas being difficult to negotiate with before.

Wants a bidding war but for the price he wants how many clubs can:

A. Afford him

B. Guarantee him first team football

C. Be attractive enough that he wants to go there?

I love Fekir, but if his transfer is getting anywhere near £65-70m, then we need to just go buy Dembele instead.

 

Dembele is going to be one of the best 5 players in the world in 2-3 years. Fekir is an excellent player and could become borderline world-class playing with our attack, but he is just not on that level. If we're going to sacrifice one of the players we've scouted and planned for because the Dembele thing just dropped into our laps unexpectedly, I'd rather give up on Fekir than on Alisson or another top goalkeeper.

Barcelona chairman has stated Dembele is going nowhere. After Tello and Montoya we should know better.

Thread has lost its way due to a pair of wankers. Someone get this back on track.

Put your sword of justice away mate nothing to see here.

Yeah. Just another keyboard warrior. Best ignored.

It's a quote from "In Bruges". What has being retarded got to do with it either? Why didn't you ask me that? Bellend.

 

https://youtu.be/jk6cYg6WI8s

Was dealing with one dumb fuck statement at a time. Obvious no one got your retarded joke. I've seen In Bruges. So funny I forgot all about it.

Everyone knows black people are shit at the see-saw. Its like swimming.

Does your carer know you're on the internet?

It really is a coin toss as to who's going to win a trophy next between us. I think the odds however would tip slightly in our favour like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf.

What the fuck has colour got to do with it. Bellend.

I don't think what he says is too unreasonable, I'm still shocked we didn't try and strap him up, give him and injection and tell him to get on with it. I've heard a few ex-pros on the radio say the same

I think if it wasn't for the World Cup we would have. Imagine how pissed off he'd have been to be forced to play on and make it worse, and miss the World Cup. Journos here and abroad would be stirring it up till he eventually leaves

There was something in The Guardian earlier in the week that reckons Barca still owe us a final payment of around £15m for Suarez that has to be paid by July.

Tight bastards. Hope they paid the full whack for Coutinho

In other news. Bernard is available on a free.

Barca still owe us around £80m, they haven’t finished paying for Suarez yet. Just give us Dembele and we’ll call it quits.

Bollocks. No way. They Must have coughed it all up for Suarez by now?

Show of hands. How many of you would dump your other half if that heavenly creature gave you the nod?

Jessica Lucas from Gotham

 

 

 

Fancied her since Cloverfield

No South Americans. They treat us as a stepping stone to Barcelona or Real Madrid. No more deals with either of those cunt teams again.

I can't remember a single film she has been in bit I remember watching one in the early nineties as a spotty 14 year old and thought she was the best looking woman in the world. I know she was in The Player so it could have been that but perhaps something more raunchy. Anyway, we'll played.

Probably White Mischief.

Are they the French Southampton?

100% Ramos meant that, and I hope someone snaps his legs. Game changed as well then, completely.

 

Cunt of a final that. Feel for anyone who made the supreme effort to get there.

 

And fuck Madrid. Dunno how they get so much luck and treatment but there you go.

Half of their league wins and Euro cups should be scrubbed off as they were backed by Franco. Win at all costs and zero guilt. Cunts. Hope this match solidify's our resolve about selling any of our players to these cunts.

Whatever her generic mix it needs copying.

Someone give the umbrella corporation a call

Sorry. Forgot about the Manure.

Am I right in thinking we are the first English club to reach 3 CL finals this millennium?

She's going to be a big unit in her 30's

Her other half better enjoy the ride while it lasts then! Judging by her arms, her and the gym are distant cousins

Watch Lautaro Martinez. He’s fucking sublime. Apparently he’s signing for Inter, what a waste

 

Still only 20, not left Argentinian league yet, and people were fuming he wasn’t picked for their World Cup squad.

 

Some player.

They'll flog him for 40m in two years time

Usnanov will probably be too busy worrying about his visa to invest in another club.

According to my Bitter mate Kenwright is out and Usmanov is coming in. I reminded him he still has shares in Arsenal and he replied "yeah. Getting rid of them has no say in the club". What difference will there be if he goes to Everton??