Larry David

was listening to the commentator on match of the day for the arsenal match....."Samir Nasri, another prodigious youth talent that Wenger has developed". un-fucking believable

The commentator actually said could nasri be another one of the prodigious young talents to be developed by arsene wenger, so no, he wasn't speaking in past tense nor claiming wenger has developed the player.

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helloo, my name ish sshteve, welcom too amshterdam and thish ish my penis.

I hate my job. I wake up in the morning and i want to cry. I don't cry though, i just get in the shower then go through the usual routine. It's that kind of irritation you feel for something when you don't know whether to explode with rage or just laugh your head off like a loon. i usually laugh but you kind of look strange laughing to yourself on merseyrail. Time is eroding my sanity, yet i feel i require this experience to make me stronger, and to seek out new and more exciting opportunities, they exist somewhere i know it. Tonight i will raise a glass of wine to all who hate their jobs and i will compliment the occasion by listening to some of manchester's finest melancholic maniacs - the smiths. Keep on keeping on people. Peace.

Larry

Just another bronx tale to me. couldn't give a fuck about the fat cunt

Some class stories on here

Padraig Harrington - Orrible, narky, short tempered, inbred twat. i will have my vengence, whether it's in this life or the next.

Dennis Law - maybe a manc, but what a nice guy

god know how can anyone miss that shite. coincidently i saw phil redmond emerge from the council building today in town looking rather famused with himself......no doubt creating another stroyline in which he either blows up or burns an entire community while they sleep in their beds. the twisted cunt.

Che Guevara. Killed for fun yet is now a symbol of liberty? WTF!?

aye. makes me laugh when i see people donning che gear. it doesn't look cool and stop thinking your some sort of far out non conformist. motorcycle diaries film is class though. ha

I'm loving them! Legend, this is why I started the thread so I could find music like this. White Winter Hymnal is fantastic, lyrics are ace too.

 

Have some rep.

haha. knew you'd like them, they are superb though. they're playing manchester on the 17th in the roadhouse, might bomb up if i can get if off work. not playing liverpool unfortunately but you'll get to see them one day sir as i people are saying their going to be pretty big. happy listening la

FleetFoxes

these are one of the best i have heard for a long time. listen carefully.

 

Mine would be the Great Viv Windsor.

i deduce that you are a severely disturbed individual. she's got a cat on her head for gods sake.

does this mean the british press will renew their obsession with him and dedicate

a full page spread every day to his own self created world of importance and ridiculous observations? oh look it's jose whats he going to do next lets all get our cocks out. great

I really don't see the point in this thread? If it is true that Queresma is desiring a move, then aren't a lot of big clubs across europe going to be interested, and not just Liverpool? I don't doubt for one moment that the boy Queresma is a talented individual (a great manipulator of the ball), yet on every occasion i have seen him play he has appeared to be hell bent on winning the game all by himself. I cannot tolerate players like that to be honest. Also after seeing a picture of RC today in which he was training with the Portuguese national team, i noticed he was sporting 2 diamond studs in both ears, my conclusion being the lad is a grade A twat. unless i am grossly incorrect, then someone please enlighten me.

Well, just wondering!

The real question should be: Why do you seek the approval of men?

My son, put your faith in yourself, not in others.

Amen

Time for a spliff

I started watching it when I was stoned

 

good lad

ok, for a start they are all raw bar the one that plays charlotte. kim catrall is fucking repulsive, look at her you fools! her head is placed firmly upon a mans body. she has bigger shoulders than dennis rodman. sjp stuck up greedy shoe loving cunt oh i'd like to throw her in the mersey with all her shoes swallow that you cock munching coffee drinking marlboro smoking winnet

When i first heard news of a new indiana jones film i have to say, well, i was ecstatic. every single fibre of my being was penetrated by a golden liquid light, amounting to sheer untold joyousness which i guess has never been experienced by any 'man' before. then i uncovered a grim truth......

when i discovered this cunt operating the motorcycle was in the film i fell into a dark state of mind. i don't think they could have picked a more irritating, bumbling, dosey faced cunt for such a project. larry david will never watch this film. never

ha

I have a manc friend who i fully intend to stab.

two pieces of toast with butter on. boring as fuck. mother purchased smoke bacon though so she will be recieveing a slap and an extra 6 hours in her cage this eve.

i will be forever disturbed from this day forth.

a wank i think

I like the look of this lad. he looks cool. i would sign him just for the hair do and classic cool dude italian looks. i'm not a willy woofter like. anyway sign him italian footballers are boss la.

I do think this is unfair on the lad Rashid, i feel all people are entitled to their opinion and whether another dislikes what the say, well that is their problem. the majority of these issues that people are arguing over are not to be taken seriously. i always say that when you criticise someone else you criticise yourself, because it's like you are recognising something you dislike which really exists in yourelf, because you have to know that thing and feel it in order to make that judgement. i am one self righteous cunt aren't i. so, i urge you to refrain from harsh criticism's but indulge in witty banter, which is much more satisying for the soul.

You forgot the slash in front of the latter b, Larry.

ah, noted. can't beat a good slash

Carson has suffered after making a few howlers, it did seem at one point that he was going to turn into a top quality keeper but as rafa would say he does not have a good enough mentality. i still think he can fulfill his potential if he can overcome the mental barriers that are holding back his development. hope he does get confidence back and finds a good club.

damn bold font aint workin bitch