Burka079

I was in Hardman's bar about 10 years ago, I'd just ordered a few becks when I turned around and Digger was standing next to me with Ian Rush and two blondes ! I (for all my sins couldn't just stand there !) so I said to Digger "sorry about this John but you was the greatest player I ever saw where the red shirt" he said don't worry son you never get tired of hearing a complement like that !!!!!! Rushy was to busy to shake my hand, but to be honest I don't blame him the young ladies looked like county road's finest ! Straight form the Black Horse.

I enjoyed Coventry away when Gary Mc scored with the free kick that put them down to the Championship ! Worse without a doubt Palace !

Mate of mine said he's been shagging a gangsters bird in town ......... Going to get kneecapped then started telling me about Fowler and McManaman in the Netley snorting coke and burning 20 pound notes !

Bullshite he's just got a sore fucking foot ! Oh well at least we won't have a problem about 4 centre halves into 2 places !

French Twat !

That's a bit harsh ! I think you have to look at a few reasons why where not 15 points better off, and that's not all down to the defence ! Think you've missed the 5 nil-nils don't think the defence was at fault for not conceding there ?

More importantly how can anyone question Carra's place in the team must have very short memories if he can carry on the standard he's set over the last 5 years I can't see why not for the next 5 years ! Carra and Agger for me.

BIG RON "I LIKE BLACKS ! I HAVE ONE IN MY SHED MINDING MY LAWN MOWER"

For all my sins I had the Cameroon kit 2002 without the sleeve's ! it looks like a Aussie rules shirt !

And another terrible kit was the Celetic away from the Mo Johnston days with the orange ford peoples writing on it.

Not to mention the terrible Netto Liverpool third kit from a few years ago !

RIP !

I had a best mate, died fit as a fiddle nothing wrong with him ! Just a mad world sometimes.

I do feel Crouchy will play second fiddle to Torres and Kuyt this year and am sure by chrimbo he'll be linked to either Newcastle or Spurs or some other team that the papers like to put up there ? But let's be honest with Crouch in the side we do resort to the long ball up front ! Which is fine in some games but not ideal in all games. Don't get me wrong I like crouch but I do feel we play better as a team with Kuyt and torres up front ?

Sorry about the grammer I've been on the stella and a few glasses of wolf blass !

Last time I was this excited is when we signed Harry Kewell !

You never know next year could be Harry's year ?

It will deffo be Fernando's year !

The best player I've ever seen at Anfield and that includes Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart !

:no

ok then Montague, here we go...obviously I havent seen all with my own eyes, if that is the criteria then the replacements are in brackets.

 

1. Richards B

2. Hobbs (Gavaskar)

3. Richards V

4. Bradman (Tendulkar)

5. Waugh S

6. Sobers (Botham)

7. Gilchrist

8. Warne

9. Imran

10. Muralitharan

11. Lillee

 

I think thats a fairly balanced team, 5 bowlers, 3 seamers and 2 spinners....5 specialist batsmen, 2 all rounders in Gilchrist and Sobers(Botham).

Day 5 of a test and only 150 runs needed 10 wickets left with the ball being 40 overs old, one end Warne the other Muralitharan who would win ?

This would be my side:

 

Gooch

Jayasuriya

Lara

Tendulkar

S.Waugh ©

Kallis

Gilchrist

Akram

Warne

Ambrose

McGrath

 

12th Man - Rhodes.

 

 

I have selected it from players that I have seen with my own eyes and players that I think rule hard. I am dissapointed I can't play Jonty because he is pure class and I love the dude. My team would still take anyone's, I reckon Kallis as an all-rounder batting at six could do some damage and even Warne and Akram can get runs. Little bit of variety with Jayasuriya's off-spin and then a great captain to lead the way. Winner.

No certain little Sri Lankan spinner in there ? I'd probably swap captains to Allan Border and maybe change as much as I hate to say it but Wasim for Beefy ? But the quicks and batters are spot on mate !

Exactly the same here mate.

I knew you wouldn't have Lunch in Anfield rob

:whistle:

What about in our house on a Sunday it was called a Little Tea ?

Breakfast, Dinner and Tea for me in sunny Fazak !

:thumbsup:

:thumbup: :thumbup: Can I just say the first tournament Will took a photo of me in the bushes and the second one I was in the long grass ! Couldn't he took one when I was on the fairway ?

Cheers Atk for a good day and cheers Dave for the lift home and cheers Will for the photo's :thumbup:

Well, the French do tend to produce good wingers if nothing else..

Is that including Diomede :whistle:

Djimi

1999-2006

Ha, ha, ha. I just pissed myself. I hope that is what they meant. Great fucking avatar, by the way.

I think that's what two Hungerian lads talk about, fair enough I've often talked about Jordan's tits myself ! :drool:

Right, i hate adding to all this...

 

but...

 

My dad has just had a phone call off a mate of his who is a proper stereotypical bitter blue. This feller just rang to tell him Henry is signing. He reckons a lad he works with has had it from inside the club, and he has stook 100quid on it.

 

Just passing it on.

Think its bollocks, but im in the minority here that if it did happen, id be fuckin delighted. Despite what anypne says about him, he is the type of genuine world class player that we need.

heres hoping

Hope it is right but I'm still waiting for Des Walker to sign for us back in 89 ! This was off a lad I knew who played in the reserves at the time. So I'm not counting my chickens, until he's there with the scarf around his neck getting photo's took in the paddock.

What a strange couple of footballers for 2 17 year old to aspire towards.

Maybe what he means is 'I can't wait to go out all night in Chinawhites just like Cole and Yorke and suck on Jordans tits and get her up the duff ???' :thumbup:

Nah hes a fucking diamond geezer, do wah do wah, apples an pears on your manor you fackin slagggg.

He's a poor man's Ross Kemp :no

Just been watching on Bravo the real football factory and Danny Dyer over in Italy with the Ultra's, when as he put it 'Then the mood changed when I asked one of the ultra's boss, Do you hate all English after 1985 or is it just Liverpool fans ?' to which the ultra right wing racist said no he hates all English from left to right to up to down whatever that means ?

Just reported them and then put in a cheeky bid for half a million pounds, my user name was tout_scum1. Just waiting for my e-mail back to say I won the tickets !

I actually thought Zenden was one of our better performers tonight.

 

Dirk, Bellamy and Crouch got nothing out of Carvalho and Terry.

Mate was you watching the right channel ? Zenden was his very normal 5 out of 10 gave the ball away to easy ! couldn't beat the first man with a cross ! He must pinch himself evey day and think how can I be playing top level football with the most succesful british club, I'm fucking shit !

I'm still a believer in Kewell' date=' personally. Clutching at straws with that maybe, but I just think that he's the type of player that Rafa loves. Clever, versatile (can play on the right as well as through the middle), and he does get through his fair share of hard work.

 

Plus no-one can deny the talent in his boots.

 

Just a case of wether he wants it enough, and his injuries leaving him alone.[/quote']

 

I remember being on five live telling Beaky that kewell was going to win us the league after we'd signed him (now I'm older and wiser and thinking maybe Kewell is no more than a very expensive show pony ?) who's never going to live up to all the expections. therefore Rafa again needs to release in the summer that's if anyone will have him (But his bird does have a lovely set of tits ! So maybe he should stay !)