Hand Shandy

If an opposition player had put a challenge like that in on one of ours, we'd be baying for a red.

Lucky boy.

Just now, stringvest said:

haha!  fucking hell Ive seen everything now

At your age, you probably have.

Haha! Stringy's head just exploded...

To be fair, I'd go for Boaty McBoatface...

That Francois cunt hadn't crossed my radar until the last couple of weeks.

He really is a horrible shitstain with serious short man syndrome.

Anyway, can't remember whether I've posted a pic of ours, and I can't be arsed trawling back through the thread, so here she is in a standard 'comfortable cat' position...

28 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Not all the time. One of ours shat on the bathroom carpet during the night.

Bathroom? Carpet?

You deserved it.

They were already tearing themselves to pieces. May saying she'll talk with Corbyn has just fucked everyone else off.

If the stakes weren't so high it would be fucking hilarious.

Crete on Saturday. Can't wait.

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve just watched the first episode of S7 again. Gonna watch one every couple of days in the next week and a half so I’m fully immersed in it once it starts again. 

 

Just bumping this thread to make a girly noise. Eeeek. 

Ha! Just done exactly the same thing.

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog said:

Seems to be a transparent attempt to get Labour to co-own the government's failure.

Something Corbyn should come out and say more or less immediately.

On occasion in the past, I have wished that to be a literal statement.

Badum-tish!

9 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You've quoted either the paper or somebody from it and its named The Australian s*n.

I'm all for the boycott and general disparagement of anything Murdoch related, but even if it was called The Australian S*n, that's probably taking your outrage a bit far.

What do you call the big yellow thing in the sky?

UFC it is then...

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

Can't be arsed with the Gorman or Edwards fights, anything else worse staying up for? 

I gave up on that after the first round. Watching Sky. Edwards Moreno.

Edwards is walking this, but his habit of fucking shouting every time he throws a punch is very annoying.

Now I wouldn't want either of them hitting me, but this Johnson Gorman fight really is a couple of fat lads in a ring.

Hahahahaha! Two of the judges had Maxwell ahead.

Well that French bloke just absolutely threw that away against Maxwell.

Belting finish mind.

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

How the hell does one manage to wipe sitting down? Surely your arse is in the toilet so how do you get the tissue in there? Do you take someone in with you who can reach between your legs and wipe the arse? 

Shooter on the shitter.

3 hours ago, George Roper said:

Natasha Hamilton - Atomic Kitten

 

That's a horrific boob job.

1 minute ago, Captain Howdy said:

It’s interesting the way society involves, most people are (correctly) dismayed that anybody could leave such young children alone. I remember when I was a kid in the early 70s we used to go to Pontins for our summer holiday and there used to be big boards in the main hall with “Baby crying in chalet number....” on and a blue coat would chalk on a number that a baby was heard crying to alert the parents, it was completely accepted practise. No real point to this just an observation.

Oh I agree - my wife has numerous stories of her parents leaving her and her brother alone in a hotel room while they went for a meal/drink.

I'm as horrified by that as a concept as I am about the McCann's doing it.

Don't remember mine doing it, but they probably did.

49 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

If they left 18 month old babies on their own, yes of course. 

This is what's getting me.

Whether they did anything to Maddie or not, to watch people say they didn't do anything wrong in leaving her and two babies alone in a room where they couldn't see them is beyond me.