Hand Shandy

Don't fear it, embrace it. You get used to it in the end, let me tell you.

Been married a couple of years now - starting to come to terms with it now!

Will try and steel myself for sarky comments and insults and get more involved....

However, I may limit myself to GF - not sure I can deal with the *F.

Which actually raises a good question - do newbies get a harder time in there or in here?

Opinions?

And subtle hijacking of thread...

I fear rejection...

I think the old man is making some good points....

:no

These people make me think chemical castration ain't such a bad idea.

The missus has just reminded me that was part of a 'double bill' - the other film was 'She's the man', some American teen school crap about a bird playing football.

Also utter shite, but proves I must love my wife...

... for some reason.

American Dreamz...

The wife likes Hugh Grant (I know, I know) and loves shite televised karaoke contests - agreed to go with her, wish to God I hadn't.

Absolute dogshite - never, ever, ever watch this film!

Moving in to new house on Friday... First mortgage...

Really looking forward to it now... :wallbutt:

I studied law at Leicester Uni 1995 -1998, damn missed the Eagle by two years! Were you at De Montford or the proper one*?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*The one I went to. ;)

Weird... Was at Leicester Uni from 94-97. Not doing anything clever like law mind. History & Archaeology for me.

Re claims to fame, I played in the same village team as Andy Hunt, ex-Charlton striker of some years past. Pretty sure he played for them in the Premiership.

Oh, and also played rugby against the twat who plays Grant Mitchell. Someone Kemp, isn't it? He's a short-arse little bastard!

Every day is a schoolday. I'd still like a toke though.

Indeed, but those things will kill ya... :whistle:

can I have a toke on that DA?

Bill Hicks monologue...

Bump!

Summer Altice....

And finally....

Merry Christmas!!!

That's fine - I'll make do with watching...

Bump...

Bored...

Some more pictures of Dita Von Teese, especially for Paul!

Marilyn Manson... :no

Oh, an if anyone's interested in pictures of her that REALLY shouldn't be posted on a nice family forum like this, go here

No Monica Bellucci yet?

For shame...

LOTR it is then.

 

Read the Hobbit which was alright but it pissed me off that every time Bilbo was in the shite, some up to that point unnamed buddies of Gandalf would sort him and his homies the fuck out. Also someone was taking this piss out of adults who read Tolkien so I felt like a bit of a puss after that

Oh, it's you again. :tease:

The Hobbit's OK as far as it goes, but definitely a kids book. And anyone who takes the piss out of adults who read Tolkien are only doing it because they lack both the imagination and intellectual capacity to actually do it themselves!

No need to be so sensitive dude.

 

Now fuck off you fucking koptalk dullard!

 

oh and I am a double hard bastard, behind a computer screen

:D

That hurts, it really hurts...

Probably am being over-sensitive, and should have just kept my gob shut.

Never mind, better to get these things out in the open.

That may have been your downfall in your post fella. :D

:D

Noted. He doesn't seem to have changed much in the intervening period.

Nor have other's opinions of him...

I'm another one who hasn't voted because I haven't seen any of the Lord of the rings trilogy as I intended to read the books first. Turns out I'm too lazy to do that so will eventually see them, so the 1st person to reply to this post gets my vote.

 

PS thought the Star Wars films were pretty good, but essentially they are for kids

Read the book.

Is a little daunting, as it's a fat bastard and can be a little difficult t get into, but it's well worth it. They've had to cut loads (and I mean loads!) out of the films.

Oh, and LOTR pisses on Star Wars!

Cheers!

 

Lurked for a while to establish the general mood - you lot seem OK... ;)

 

Think I recognise a few people from a long long time ago, and a forum far far away, but I won't go into that :no

Well, that comment seems to have gone down well... :$

If I may be allowed to explain myself before I become a forum pariah?

I used to post 'elsewhere' a very long time ago (c. 5-6 years ago), from which I am well aware of the exploits of the infamous 'Rash' (who I am delighted to find frequents these forums).

Lost job, and with it easy internet access. Have recently acquired both computer and broadband (joy!) and found that my alleged 'lifetime' membership of certain site is no longer in place.

I have no intention of paying a penny more to rejoin (especially when the place appears to full of muppets), so decided to have a scout around Liverpool fan sites. Found this place, thought I recognised some names and thought I'd register.

If that makes me an ex-Koptalk scumbag (and I have noted a little animosity towards former members...) then fair play, I'll leave it at three posts and fuck off.

However, I would hope you are prepared to forgive past discretions and accept that I have moved on from the foolish days of my youth.

:dunno:

(Cue tumbleweed-type silence from TLW old-timers...)

Welcome!

:party:

Cheers!

Lurked for a while to establish the general mood - you lot seem OK... ;)

Think I recognise a few people from a long long time ago, and a forum far far away, but I won't go into that :no

a newbie... :ermm: