Hand Shandy

Could be argued to be almost our strongest line-up, certainly with current injury issues.

With the obvious exception of Pep of course...

Your good authority has a problem...

Liverpool - Itandje, Hyypia, Riise, Gerrard, Torres, Alonso, Crouch, Pennant, Arbeloa, Babel, Carragher.

Subs - Martin, Kewell, Aurelio, Kuyt, Lucas.

From the offal.

EDIT: Dammit, that's twice now!

Cheer up! We'll be up to 4th if the results stay like this...

;)

Can I take the credit for that?

No...

OK then.

:whistle:

Come on boys, nick the points!

You, sir, are the biggest purveyor of bile and diarrhoea that the site has se in the limited time I've been a member.

Agreed - and he's only been on here since the start of the year...

Still, for fucks sake boys, get your fingers out!

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Two words...

Duelling Banjos

;)

The title of the thread says it all...

Goo Gobbler

We may have a new leader...

Obviously not...

Didn't realise you were anti-semitic...

;)

Muppet Geordie fan on SSN wanting Lawrie Sanchez to be next manager.

I saw that and laughed....

:(

I know...

Depressing, isn't it.

I'd get it done but I wouldn't let somebody manipulate me into doing it. No siree.

Is actually my stance also...

But if Anny doesn't want to do it, why should he be forced into it through coercion and bribery?

If his missus hadn't wanted kids and only did it for him, then maybe she has an argument. However, after three I'm guessing she wanted them as well...

If she really doesn't want any more kids, she can do something about it.

(stands back and waits for howls of 'bastard'...)

And forum name's not much better...

Tush Taster

:whoops:

You think that's bad...

The Piss Guzzler

If she's certain she doesn't want any more kids...

Does say it's slightly more risky than a vasectomy, but if she's the one pushing it....

While admittedly not looking anything like Dolph Lundgren, he does have a slight Ivan 'If he dies, he dies' Drago look in his eyes...

Also, had to laugh at the clip where he's holding the scarf in front of him. Initially, he was covering the Carlsberg logo and you could see someone off camera tell him to lower the scarf so it could get in the shot.

Yep...

A film of the Dice man (book by Lucius Rhinehart)

Good call.

Are you talking written or spoken?

If I was writing it, it would be asshole.

Spoken, I'd pronounce it arsehole.

No idea why though...

I reckon we could stand a remake of 'Lost in Translation'...

OK, I'll stop now.

Wowser! :eek:

We have a new contender!

It's got to be 'Lost in Translation'...

:whistle:

They'll probably ask if we can send a coach down to pick them up...