Hand Shandy

You've clearly nearly caught up then...

I'll shut up then 

Think you're behind me.

There is no next over for me.

Ooooh, hello...

Bumrah has such a bizarre action, but is so fucking accurate.

They need a boundary this over.

That looked plum as you like, even he thought he was out.

That helps...

This would be a massive upset.

At least it was.

That's probably it now.

This is tighter than a gnat's chuff.

Fucking hell Col - leave some pies for the rest of us!

Just come past Trent Bridge. Glorious sunshine and loads of Bangladeshis out around the ground already.

Come on you Tigers!

A cacophonous collection of Conservative cuntery.

I was disgusted that Whitehall got his paws on her. Disgraceful.

I repeat my previous statement.

Ridiculous batting.

Gone. 

Ridiculous batting.

That was a really shit 'fight'.

Controversial.

Split the forum that Animal Wars.

As if Col has turned down a shag because the victim's nail varnish isn't up to scratch...

Simply cannot believe no-one has said monkey with a knife (and fork).

For shame GF - standards are plummeting.

I suppose honourable failure is an improvement on the Lib Dems usual position, so onwards and upwards and all that.

Anyway, good to have you back amongst the reprobates PB.

If they'd started the game at about half 6 this morning, they might have got a 10 overs a side bash in.

I'll be gobsmacked if there's any play. I know the pitches have some impressive drainage systems, but it has been raining pretty much non-stop here for almost two days.

The outfield is surely going to be fucked.

I can assure you there'll be no play at Trent Bridge. Pissing it down, and has been for the best part of 36 hours.

Currently watching Season 3 of 3%, a surprisingly entertaining Brazilian dystopian 'drama'.

Gloria, played by Cynthia Senek, is fucking lovely...