CharleyKnight

Hahahahahaha.

 

See Rargh gives a decent critique with an articulate response.

 

Charlie gives "arrgh my muscles don't like it" and no one takes him seriously.

Oh dear another nerd letting out his repressed memories of being bullied in gym class at the proverbial "jock". Classic example of a key board Ninja you mate.

Ace. I will eat some more lard until your return to sadism. Hope you're okay.

Hows the no smoking going?

This thread has had me in bulk. I'd have repped you CK, if I hadn't 5 minutes since negged your arse.

 

I hope it really is shit, and you all come back whinging about it.

Ruthless bellends on here honestly. If anyone speaks out against Star Wars/Trk, Battlestar Gallactica or World of War Craft then the dorks spit their dummy out and that person is villified. "No you can't say that about Indiana Jones, Lucas and Spielberg spent £70million marketing it alone and £50 on the set, it must be good. NGLAVEN!" Fuckin whoppers.

Back to your question Charles, if you agree or disagree with a post, you click on the scales on the post, and "rep" (approve of the post) or "neg" (disapprove). You get to write a little comment also, if arsedness is present.

 

Anyway, the more you're liked, the more green sponges you have (like me). The more disliked, the more red ones you have (like windass). If you hover over the coloured squares it will tell you just how fantastic I am.

 

Btw, gym. Is late on next week good for you my be-lycra'd friend?

I come on here to escape from social networking sites where people rate you or dis you and ultimately destroy your confidence. What the fuck is going on on here now? Next there will be a dating section.

As regards to das gym, unfortunately I had another Op on my back yesterday so I'm out for a week or so, I'll let you know when I'm back on the guido scene.

I've not been on here for a while, mainly because I want to glass the vast majority of you, however I digress. Since my return, I have noticed some uber gay, myspaceesque rating system next to the posters name? What is it? And also what does "Negged" mean. You must excuse my ignorance, I speak fluent English and Greek, but didn't attend the "Dork" language lessons at school. Could someone clear this up for me please. Peace.

Makes me laugh this. I say it's shit and everyone calls me the anti Christ, someone else agree then you all jump on the band wagon. Your a bunch of fickle bellends. For those of you who haven't seen it, seriously don't get your hopes up. I agree with the comment "its not Bourne etc", yeh its not, but thats is no excuse for the over priced pile of horse spunk that they Lucas and Spielberg have thrown out here. It is truly dire.

So.. its been a day, have any of you seen it yet? Did you hate it as much as me? Are you as gutted as me? Thoughts?

It' shit. End of. A lot of folk on here are going to be very dissapointed. But let me leave you with this. I was like you yesterday. I so wanted it to be great, I had been looking forward to it from the day I heard it was being made and practically pissed my pants with excitment when my mate said I could get an advanced preview. Fast forward a day later and I am devastated, unable to comprehend the load of shite I saw the night before. I can truly say, I would have walked out of there had I paid for my ticket. I kept looking at my girlfriend and my mates throughout the film in dis belief, is it actually that bad? Yes it is my friends, and they knew it. So kid yourselves all you want, go in open minded, but your dreams and aspirations will be shattered.

To be fair, pelican crossings confuse Charlie Knight.

I know, I just never understand why a bird would need to cross the road espescially when it can just as easily fly over. Mad world.

There was a monkey in the other one that was a Nazi cunt.

If this is a nice monkey good karma. Balance ying and yang. I like the film already.

Charlie is talking nonsense.

Go see it and bow to me. A womans period makes more sense than this film.

like I said some parts are over the top, I agree the monkey bit was stupid and also the waterfall. It's a popcorn flick, it's over the top and far from perfect and if you are ultra critical you won't enjoy it so I just took it for what it was and tried to enjoy it without picking it apart.

It's fun man, it's an adventure flick deliberately over the top admittedly sometimes to much but it's still entertaining and I had a good time.

Fair play, but admit it, the end was fuckin ridiculous.

OK set a date and a time. You can choose the venue but I get to choose the jury.

Let's reconvene at your Mums house, no worries, I know where it is. See you at 5!

But to be honest - Indie films are always far fetched and a Monkey with Talent.. its not the first time that happened in an Indie film..

Just see it, there's far fetched and there is this. I really want to tell you it to prove my point, but if you see it, you'll know what I mean. I can accept far fetched in a Holywood action film, but the end is fuckin ridiculous, Banner you know what I'm talking about, and you have to agree. It is ridiculous.

I saw it earlier today and I thought it was good to very good but not excellent.

The main problem I had with it was some of it was over the top I don't want to give anything away so I won't give specifics but some of the escapes are a bit to much.

Also the story line isn't great definitely not as good as Raiders or Crusade.

 

Having said that I really enjoyed it, it's an adventure movie the way an adventure movie should be, tons of action visually stunning, some good humour and fast paced.

It's far from perfect but it's good and it's fun it's got 80% on rotten tomatoes so obviously most people like it and the original poster is in the minority so don't take his word on it (no offence)

 

I can see full on Indiana Jones fanatics having plenty to criticise about it but if you go in with an open mind not looking for flaws and just enjoy it for what it is a fun action adventure film then im sure most people will like it.

 

7.5/10

Are you on Drugs? So you didn't think the plot is far fetched? Not even when the fuckin monkeys helped Indy's son (oh I shouldn't have told you that, but to be fair you'll get onto it 10 minutes in, providing your not a retard) pointed them in the direction of the palace? THE FUCKIN MONKEYS? WHATS ALL THAT ABOUT???

It cant be true .. say it aint so... I love these films with a passion that I cant put into words and I love Harrison Ford - so you must be mistaken..maybe you watched the wrong film or something!!!

Unfortunately my dear, my words are true. I cannot see how anyone can like this film in any way shape or form. I could go on, but see it for yourself and then you'll know how I feel at this moment in time.

Films that I've loved have been totally trashed on this forum plenty of times. I'm not taking anyone's word for it until I've seen it myself.

 

It's always cooler to knock the big budget film sequels.

I can honestly say I really wanted it to be good. I am a massive Indy fan since I was a kid. The Last Crusade was the first ever video I rented out as a nipper and I had all the kit - Fedora hat, suede jacket and all that as a nipper. To see this film and see how poor it is has gutted me. Just watch it and get back on here and tell me what you think. Alls I'm saying is, at the advanced preview last night, people walked out, people laughed at the script and, you know that awkward moment when the film ends and the credits started rolling, there was absolute silence until half the theatre started laughiing and openly ripping it. Someone even shouted "That was fuckin awful."

Now there is an idea.. as independent observers we could catagorically decide who the stud muffin of the forum is..Pictures are required asap these must include your current relationship status and on a scale of 1-10 10 being petrified.. how you react to committment!!!

To be fair kids, I am fit. Not being arrogant or owt, but I have to be in the top 5 at least. Disagree? We'll have a pose off.

I went to see the new Indiana Jones film last night with a few mates as one of my mates is the manager of the Vue in Birko so we got advanced screenings. I am speachless. I will go as far as saying it is the worst fuckin film I have ever seen in my 23 years on this Earth. It was truly fuckin dire. It's hard to give a review without revealing the plot so all I will say is it's fuckin rushed, overpriced with one of the worst scripts ever written. Cate Blanchett's accent is fuckin terrible. She sounds like Borat but when she says "Dr. Jones" she sound's like Rigsby of Rising Damp. I am truly gutted at the poorness of this film. Like many 20 somethings, watching the Indiana Jones Trilogy as a kid was something special. They where a fuckin outstanding set of films (Temple of Doom was a bit poo like) but on a whole, they where iconic films. Considering Lucas and Speilberg are the two most influential, powerful and great film makers if our time and considering they had the budget of £90million and 19 years to write it, it is truly a disgrace. It honestly is and I'm proper gutted. Please ee it for yourself but be prepared to have your childhood memories destroyed.

Saw a video of him on Youtube. Looks good.

YouTube - jefferson starship

Negged.

Pardon? I apologise, I don't speak binary.

Cockgobbler

David Fairclough's Pubes!

You are a terrific paedophile

You sweat off a babbons balls!

Nice to see you back Charlie.

Cheers boss, I haven't been around since they introduced that fuckin stupid rating thing. TLW is turning into Myspace. Next they'll be having a daily "Hot Or Not" Poll. With pictures of half naked Stu Montagu Vs Red In Sweeden chopping logs or something like that!

Cheers kids. If you like him, join the fecking group then!

I've heard that these so called Pop Bands encourage Kid's to kille themselves. They need to be stopped. Untill these so called "suicide cult bands" are stopped (I'm talking about you Right Said Fred's and Dexy's Midnight Runners) who knows when the madness will end!