Bill

And the rest :-)

Should have got a bucket John :-)

Its an old fashioned one handled pot that used to fit under the bed, so when you needed a pee at night you just pulled it out, had your leak, pushed it back under the bed and back to sleep. No getting up in the cold. Sorta died out after we all started getting indoor loos lol.

When you get to a certain age fat and/or ugly birds are usually all you can get. Its not perverted, just desperate LOL

Heard the funniest thing the other day.A mate was talking about the "starfish" ( or the "sheriffs badge" ) and was saying how it reminded him of the old type towel holders. Remember the ones your mother used to have on the cupboard and you had to push the towel ( or teatowel ) into? Maybe just me but I thought it was funny :-)

Is there anyone Gay on here? This would seem to be more their sort of thing so we might get a definitive answer????

Me either, well at the moment anyway lol. It just sounded a bit hallucenatory ( Jeez is that a word? :-)

I am but a humble student basking in the wisedom of my venerable teachers :-), (which is strange considering I am probably older than the lot of you LOL )

Its an island of mindless depravity in a sea of dispondency :-P

Personaly I would like to see us go straight for the throat from the off and give Sunderland a right whopping. A good win would restore both confidence and belief. My team; Dudek Babbel Traore Sami JAR Vladi Diao Hamann Cheyrou St.Mike Milan Lets kick their ass!

LOve to but not really at your level yet. Will keep looking and learning;-)

Been lurking for a while on here now but finally had to register to tell you guys, you are the most fucked up, perverted, entertaining bunch of cunts that I have seen in some time, keep it up :-), BJ

Thanks for all the info lads. Shall pay a visit to a few of those establishments on the next trip :-), Bill