What? Are we not supposed to get the popcorn out yet?
This Virgil Van Dijk thing is the most confused I have been since we signed Andy Carroll.
When otherwise smart people who know their football explain to me how a CB who has never played deep into any legitimate tournament is worth more than the entire Juve backline, despite a Scottish cup being his biggest honour, I get really, really confused.
Blue steel? Ferrari? It's the same fucking look, people. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.