#BritainHasExploded is now trending. Latest updates:

- Wrexham Greggs has run out of steak bakes
- Karen called in sick at Lowestoft Asda
- Farty smell reported at Chatham train station
- A dog shit bin is overflowing in Thetford Forest

Stay safe, friends. It's chaos out there pic.twitter.com/MVntKqYsoK

— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) October 31, 2019