This isn’t true at all, Jazz. You knew I was a Liverpool fan when you went to dinner with me.
— The Highwayman (@Paul49765641) August 6, 2022
When, afterwards, I dropped you home you initiated the 20 minute snogging session.
When I text you the next day to say it wouldn’t work, you desperately declared your love for me. pic.twitter.com/0Q4KOZCRxm