TOP TIP: Journalists! Need some evidence to back up your spurious horseshittery? Simply pay a former colleague to agree with your pre-decided angle under the guise of being a ‘body-language expert’ and - hey presto - instant validation for your narrative.

Boom! Journalism! pic.twitter.com/chJ7LweI9z

— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) April 22, 2019