Isn’t it sweet how Johnson is straining every sinew for the country.

And how a photo of it just HAPPENED to flood social media.

And how he’s had time to lose three stone and have a facelift.

Cos that’s a photo of him after from the 2002 Tory Conference. Hungover, I’ll wager. pic.twitter.com/OpB9Rfk20x

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) May 15, 2020