Bruce Spanner

He looks like he smells nice, which is the highest compliment available.

Think Andrew might be trying to cancel himself here… Its a pretty wild take. Having sex with women makes you gay, righto, pass me the glitter and call me a friend of Dorothy.

Just seen performative outrage called ‘recreational rage’. I like it, might catch on.

Her 'Here Is a very specific thing that happened to me today, what is your opinion on this very specific thing that happened to me?' Me 'Well, I think...' Her ranting 'I don't want to know what you think, I wanted to talk about my problem, I don't need your opinion on it, I just wanted to talk about it and figure it out' 'What the fuck did you ask my opinion for then, that's absurd' 'Why are you getting angry?' **looks for sharpest edge in the living room to headbutt and put myself out of my misery**

Anyone fancy an argument about something wholly inconsequential on the GF? Fuck this.

Not gonna lie, not really enjoying this.

Where is Salah?

Did ‘Pint sized loser’ work as an attack line? I think she pretty much nailed him.

Ben Zaranko, of The IFS, goes through it here and breaks down all the nonsense. Cheap headline grabbing stuff, again.

Doesn’t look like theres money for either now they’ve started to pull it apart. Its the exact same policy stunt Johnson pulled in 2022. Uncosted fantasy, and smoke and mirrors book keeping, where the next generation have to pick up the tab for the sake of a headline.

But, but, but ‘the plan is working’ he told me on the news yesterday!

Of all the things I most miss about Sudan the bidet is the most heartfelt.

There's this shite and then there's Limp fucking Bizkit. A band who turned a load of nice middle class males into utterly fucking unbearable, try hard, wannabe, 'bad boys'. Absolute nuisance when the bellends started to stray from the provincial golf clubs into music bars/clubs. Like Tim Westwood but multiplied by a number bigger than stupid.

Obviously people have looked at the numbers and, I'm sure you're as suprised as I am by this, it isn't new money. It is the defence budget as is with the money we're sending to Ukraine, and other conflicts, on top to create this new number. I absolutely despise these cunts. All of it is gaslighting, everything.

Steak, asparagus w/miso vinaigrette & ginger steak house sauce. Ready in ten minutes.