A Red

Been reading about our greatest comebacks but its always when we are home. For that reason I'm going to a mega match instead. Helston Athletic Vs Falmouth Town, a bitter grudge match, a local derby where it could all possibly kick off and often does. The winners are odds on to win the Toolstation Western Football League. Come on Helston fucking smash the Cruise Ship hosting cunts. If we're winning at half time, fuck em, I'm going home.

Light from yonder window breaks

Someone tell the cunt he's Bard

Its beautiful down here for a change, the mrs was sat on Porthcurno beach earlier on and said that there were loads in the sea swimming. It wont last though and will soon be grey and pissing down, the weather not my mrs,

To be fair so did I. I know someone that provides holiday accommodation for carers only.

You win. See, I can give in.

Well, its going out of the window now, you fucking cunt.

Was going to mention the cunts opinion of the IRA but you shouldn't fight a war on 2 fronts. Hitler taught me that.

The only downside for me is its cold in the autumn, winter, spring and summer

It was more to do with not living in your area. You never know, if I did, I might have liked the look of what you're offering.

You're not getting my vote

I wish I'd followed your advice, next time I will definitely go gold

Best chinese food I ever had was at the Yuet Ben in Liverpool

Duffy - Warwick Avenue

Exhibit A makes himself known