Ted

Fuming about this. Fucking dickhead. He's on his Instagram promoting fucking David Icke too. Get shut of him immediately.

Complete fucking bellend.

Fucking three hours for a film about a scary clown!? Hard pass.

Got my mate in work onto this and he can't get enough of it. Jealous that the cunt is only seeing it all for the first time now, though. Truly one of the best ever made.

Booksmart - 7/10. Really good.

John Wick 3 - 8/10. More of the same really, which isn't a bad thing in the slightest. I still think the first one is the best, but there's very little between them. Widows - 7.5/10. A really good little film that I didn't know too much about beforehand. Interstellar - 9/10. It's brilliant. Free Solo = 9/10. Possibly the most stressful experience I've ever had watching a film. The mad cunt.

Shazam! - 8/10. Massively entertaining. Never ever hides from the fact it's a bit silly, and wears its heart on its sleeve proudly. Loved the Big reference. The boardroom scene was completely unexpected though. My nephew wasn't keen on that bit, it shit him right up.

Green Book is a perfectly fine film elevated by two brilliant performances.

Spder-Man: Into The Spiderverse - 9/10. Loved it. Fucking brilliant. Superb post credits scene too, which had me pissing myself laughing.

Green Book - 7.5/10. Really good, especially the two leads.

West Brom in the cup last season. Although he had Mignolet and Moreno with him, so no surprise he was poor.

Teen Titans Go To The Movies - 7/10. Frenetic and frantic DC animated film, but very very funny. Incredibles 2 - 7/10. Enjoyed it, but it's essentially a retread of the first film but with the gender roles swapped. Bad Times At The El Royale - 5/10. Overlong and a bit boring.

Aquaman - 6.5/10. Silly, nonsensical and waaaaaaaay too long, but there's some very enjoyable stuff in there and some great visuals. I mean for fucks sake, Jason Mamoa literally rides a 100ft big mad lobster thing. Fucking great stuff. Bird Box - 2/10. The more I think about this the more infuriating it is that I wasted time watching it. SHITE.

Best player in the league by a country mile.

Flawless. Both in looks and footballing ability. Fancy him.