The Ailment thread

[Furmedge]

I think I have sleep apnea. For years I've slept decent hours but I am always yawning and tired, and I often wake up for a few seconds gasping for air then fall asleep.

 

My missus is a respiratory physiologist in sleep apnea. Go the doctors and they'll refer you in no time. Only takes a couple of days to diagnose it properly in Broad Green.

[Hand Shandy]

And then do the opposite

 

Given Simon has bitten the tip off one of his fingers just to prove he could, I agree with your summation.

[Trumo]

My missus is a respiratory physiologist in sleep apnea. Go the doctors and they'll refer you in no time. Only takes a couple of days to diagnose it properly in Broad Green.

 

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[Pony Princess]

My missus is a respiratory physiologist in sleep apnea. Go the doctors and they'll refer you in no time. Only takes a couple of days to diagnose it properly in Broad Green.

 

Cool, cheers mate. Can they do it without me having to sleep there overnight?

[Furmedge]

You can take the equipment home with you and then take it back to get the results.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fucking hell, didn't have you down for a new age man Zeke. Dry fucking calves!

 

If anything, they aren't dry enough.

 

 

Full of surprises me Mr P, This was of particular annoyance to me for several weeks, Apart from that the Motha fuckers tip top.

 

I assumed he was just bragging about his sun-kissed calves. I was ignoring him

 

Wind it in you, I've only just got to grips with Melons, well nobody ever really gets to grips with Melons but as close as, lost my way a bit here, as you were.

[Champ]

 

Wind it in you, I've only just got to grips with Melons, well nobody ever really gets to grips with Melons but as close as, lost my way a bit here, as you were.

 

Fear not. Just jealousy. If I had sun-kissed calved I'd be letting everyone know about it. Blood love the sun me.....and I've seen precious little of it this 'summer.'

[Hand Shandy]

Are you actually a sweaty, or do you just live up there?

 

If it's the former, surely 'sun-kissed' just means bright pink?

[Champ]

Are you actually a sweaty, or do you just live up there?

 

If it's the former, surely 'sun-kissed' just means bright pink?

 

Definitely not....just lived here a very long time.

 

Born in Ormskirk but bit of an itinerant really

[Sugar Ape]

I've got a sore left nipple after exercising. I'm falling apart here.

[Carvalho Diablo]

My brother has had a cold for about the last 5 years, but over the past month or so it's been getting even worse.

 

So much so that last week he went to see the doc for a check up and some blood tests.

 

Anyway, he phoned my at work today to tell me his results were in.

 

The doc told him that he had a polyps up his hooter, but the blood tests showed there was even worse news to follow :

 

HE IS ALLERGIC TO LAGER !!!

 

Ha ha, and it's been getting worse primarily because we've both been on 2 seriously pissed up stag do's inside the past month, with an equally pissed up wedding to follow this coming weekend.

 

Shithouse AIDS any day of the week.

[Bjornebye]

right thumb nail come off completely since i trapped it in the car door. ant stop picking it. missus hates me. also my arse keeps itching in bed.

[Champ]

right thumb nail come off completely since i trapped it in the car door. ant stop picking it. missus hates me. also my arse keeps itching in bed.

Worms

[Bobby Hundreds]

[Charles Penrose]

Had a shit nights sleep last night. Have had this cold for a few days but woke up at about five with aching joints and shoulder muscles, plus an inescapable general feeling of itchiness all over. What the fuck is all that about?

[Charles Penrose]

I've got a sore left nipple after exercising. I'm falling apart here.

 

From it rubbing against the inside of a gents toilet cubicle wall as you strain to look through the self made pin hole into trap 2?

 

Exercising indeed.

[Sugar Ape]

 

From it rubbing against the inside of a gents toilet cubicle wall as you strain to look through the self made pin hole into trap 2?

 

Exercising indeed.

 

I take great offence at this. It's really upset me.

 

The hole is much bigger than a pin hole, about the size of a fist so I can stick my Cock through it.

[L19red]

I've got a broken collar bone, 2 paracetamol 3 times a day and Gastroesophageal Reflux disease (permanent heartburn), 20mg Omeprazole once a day.

[Champ]

I've got a broken collar bone, 2 paracetamol 3 times a day and Gastroesophageal Reflux disease (permanent heartburn), 20mg Omeprazole once a day.

I was trying to resist but you broke me...broken shoulder=serious pain...2xCo-codemol 4 hourly combined with 2x Ibuprofen every 4 hours between times. I'm not enjoying this

[Pony Princess]

My missus is a respiratory physiologist in sleep apnea. Go the doctors and they'll refer you in no time. Only takes a couple of days to diagnose it properly in Broad Green.

 

It stopped when I stopped smoking everyday. Still get it occasionally if I've been out in town and smoking loads. Whoodathunk smoking could fuck with your health?

 

Presently though, I have sciatica. So I still got something to complain about.

[L19red]

I was trying to resist but you broke me...broken shoulder=serious pain...2xCo-codemol 4 hourly combined with 2x Ibuprofen every 4 hours between times. I'm not enjoying this

 

bloody hell! next step up from that is a horse tranquiliser.

[silverlining]

right thumb nail come off completely since i trapped it in the car door. ant stop picking it. missus hates me. also my arse keeps itching in bed.

 

You have worms

[Trumo]

...2xCo-codemol 4 hourly...

 

You must be well blocked up by now as constipation is one of the main side-effects.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm still winning with Plantat Fascitis what with my constant foot pain and all.

[L19red]

You must be well blocked up by now as constipation is one of the main side-effects.

 

you silver tounged charmer.