Local news

[bigbak]

Where I live they've got some old fart on who's got a 100 year old light bulb. She's really strung the article out. Apparently the text on it is hand written in ink!

 

Who watches this shit?

[bigbak]

Probably should have gone in have a rant thread. Sorry.

[Mendoza]

I spend the full half hour staring at Annabel Tiffin's massive face

 

 

[SAXON]

Where I live they've got some old fart on who's got a 100 year old light bulb. She's really strung the article out. Apparently the text on it is hand written in ink!

 

Who watches this shit?

 

Shit like that is one of the things that really fucks me off about the local evening news!

[Captain Turdseye]

I was on North-West Tonight years ago. I was at the youth club learning about the dangers of drink, got filmed putting my fat mate in the recovery position. I've tasted fame.

[dickie mint]

Your mate wasn't pissed was he.

[SAXON]

I was on North-West Tonight years ago. I was at the youth club learning about the dangers of drink, got filmed putting my fat mate in the recovery position. I've tasted fame.

 

Did you ever have to put your mate in the recovery position after drinking in the park on a Friday night?

[Captain Turdseye]

Your mate wasn't pissed was he.

 

No. He might have been stoned though, was never without chocolate and used to nip home all the time for a box of Micro Chips.

 

Did you ever have to put your mate in the recovery position after drinking in the park on a Friday night?

 

I can't remember.

 

A few other people I used to hang around with with were on a poster, again highlighting the dangers of the demon drink. It showed one girl lying on the floor surrounded by empty bottles and 3 other kids walking away and leaving her. That poster ended up being everywhere, it was even spotted on the wall of Ian Beales cafe in Eastenders. That was well better than my shitty appearance on the news. Cunts.

[dickie mint]

No. He might have been stoned though, was never without chocolate and used to nip home all the time for a box of Micro Chips.

 

 

Sure he never said he was nipping home to his Micro Brewery.

[Champ]

Have always thought the local news, printed and on tv to be pretty parochial but I think the headline on todays Edinburgh Evening News takes some beating

 

SAVILE: FIRST CAPITAL VICTIMS EMERGE

 

Dear oh dear

[Fugitive]

I spend the full half hour staring at Annabel Tiffin's massive face

 

 

 

David Coulthard in a wig.

[Trumo]

Where I live they've got some old fart on who's got a 100 year old light bulb.

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Look at this fucking twat.

 

 

Christa Ackroyd is the reason I don't watch local news. That and the shitness of the content. Although it's quite funny thinking back to a year ago when they were eulogising about Savile and what agreat man and an asset to Yorkshire he was.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just been in Clitheroe and there was a news board with "CATTLE RUSTLING GANG SOUGHT"