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This has convinced me that Luis Suarez is, officially, guilty of all the evil in the history of the world.

 

Any Photoshop/Paint wizards got photographic evidence of him committing acts of unspeakable wickedness?

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Again, I'm trying to find pictorial evidence (or at least make the evidence fit the accusations, since that is deemed admissible to pass a guilty verdict nowadays) but I can safely say that, regardless of whether it happened before he was born:

 

- Suarez was standing behind the fence on the grassy knoll in 1963

- Suarez invented apartheid

- Suarez was involved in the disappearance of Shergar

- Suarez was responsible for the Exxon Valdez oil spill

- Suarez knows where Maddie is

- Suarez is responsible for the high price of Iberico ham, because 'porky negro' was trending

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Again, I'm trying to find pictorial evidence (or at least make the evidence fit the accusations, since that is deemed admissible to pass a guilty verdict nowadays) but I can safely say that, regardless of whether it happened before he was born:

 

- Suarez was standing behind the fence on the grassy knoll in 1963

- Suarez invented apartheid

- Suarez was involved in the disappearance of Shergar

- Suarez was responsible for the Exxon Valdez oil spill

- Suarez knows where Maddie is

- Suarez is responsible for the high price of Iberico ham, because 'porky negro' was trending

 

Shouldn't be too hard to photoshop his head onto her mother's body.

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We should have seen all this coming, the nasty bastard. After all, on a trip to england while Ajax captain, he went on an arson spree...

 

 

Brighton Pier:

 

brightonpier.jpg

 

Fleetwood Pier:

 

fleetwoodpier.jpg

 

Weston-Super-Mare Pier:

 

wsmpier.jpg

 

 

 

Not to mention this artists impression at the Great Fire of London:

 

 

fireoflondon.jpg

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