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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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About 4 rashers of smoked bacon (fried or grilled)

2 fried eggs

2 sausages

A scoop of baked beans

A decent portion of mushrooms (fresh ones cooked in butter, not those briney things you often get)

A few grilled tomatoes (not the tinned stuff)

2 slices of buttered toast

Tea

Orange juice

 

That's it. No black pudding. Black pudding is congealed blood, and has no place on your plate. Also, no pipetting drops of fancy stuff onto the eggs, which I think I saw Heston Blumenthal doing when he tarted up the Little Chef Olympic breakky (not that I wouldn't mind trying his version of it, mind you).

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Bacon- at least 3 rashers. At least.

Sausage- two- if they are a good size, no fucking about with fancy little thin ones.

Ulster fry- yes please.

Liver sausage- throw a bit on, why the fuck not.

White pudding- like black pudding's good looking sister.

Black pudding- of course.

Fried bread- Mmmmm.

Bread and butter- a staple.

HP Brown Sauce- as if there's any other?

 

Mug of Yorkshire Tea

 

 

Fucking marvellous.

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I'm not having all this 'no baked beans' nonsence

 

1x Toast

2x Sausages (Cooked, not fried. Keeps the size)

1x Bacon Slice

1x Black Pudding

1x Big Mushroom

2x Hash Browns

1x Portion of beans (a small one though, dont want soggy toast)

1x Egg

Some Plumb t'matoes

HP Brown sauce

 

Some fucking orange juice and a cup of tea for about 10mins later

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For me...

 

3 Fermanagh black bacon (Grilled)

2 Cumberland sausages (Grilled)

2 Hash browns (Oven cooked)

3 Toast (Thick cut from a fresh, crispy farmhouse. Done under the grill at the last minute)

Baked beans with added pepper and cooked until they start to break up.

2 Eggs (Poached)

1 piece of bread and butter to scrape the juice up afterwards

 

Large tea (typhoo, ta) just on the weak side of medium, with 2 sugars.

Orange Juice

 

Not had one in a long, long time.

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