The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[Joe Le Taxi]

I really didn't give any single part of one flying fuck when I heard that Michael Jackson was dead.

 

This. ^

[dirty_sanchez]

I don't get caught.

 

I do because I'm so fucking blatant, I just don't care.

[MAC5]

Lately, i have been watching Big Brother.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm on my 3rd pair of straighteners this year.

 

YOU HAVE GOT SHORT HAIR THOUGH, WTF.

[Elmyn Noos]

I do not own, and have no wish to own, any sort of computer gaming console whatsoever. I have not played a computer game in well over ten years. Computer gaming is for nerds.

[Nick Leeson]

I just like the sensation I get when I brand my scalp.

[sh#t waffle]

The Matrix is shit. All three of them.

[dirty_sanchez]

The Matrix is shit. All three of them.

 

What's wrong with that?

[Hooch]

Also, I use the term "Lol" frequently when I text.

 

Luis Boa Morte.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I do because I'm so fucking blatant, I just don't care.

 

Rohypnol, duct tape, towels, condoms, ski mask.

 

Sorted.

[Duncan Clench]

My girlfriend earns much more money than me. I am basically a bitch.

[odris]

I used to watch Dawsons Creek.

 

A lot.

 

Me too, i also have every season on DVD, i hope your not fucking lying.

[Hooch]

Me too, i also have every season on DVD, i hope your not fucking lying.

 

I wanted to be like Pacey.

[odris]

I wanted to be like Pacey.

 

Haha me too, he was so cool, i sound gay so i'm going to stop now.

[odris]

I like the following things

 

Nickelback

The OC

One Tree Hill

 

Sue me.

[The Tott]

I like westlife

[odris]

I like westlife

 

Fucking gay boy.

[Steve Holt]

I've seen the Shawshank Redemption about 10 times but I still cry like a pathetic baby at the end.

[Steve Holt]

The Matrix is shit. All three of them.

 

While I still like the first one, that is very close to being my own opinion. No abuse necessary.

[hamstrung]

I like the following things

 

Nickelback

The OC

One Tree Hill

 

Sue me.

 

Cunt.

[Remmie]

I just came back from Amsterdam. I didn't fuck a hooker or smoke any weed.

[Melchett]

I once, mid-wank, realised I didn't have my "special" sock.

So when my goo went all over my hand, I licked it off.

[fowler9]

i used to think Big Brother was good

[Randy Marsh]

I have two pairs of wank boxies, one in my student gaff, one back home. The one in my student gaff, which I brought up from home when I started, has about 7 years worth of smeg encrusted in to it. They are/where a pair of M&S white bockos with "Happy Christmas" red lettering accross the front and back. They are now yellow, and smell worryingly like shortbread biscuits. My other pair, which I have been working on for about a year, where acquired in Flares on Slater Street for a price of roughly £4. They are not technically boxies, more XXXXL briefs. I last used them last night, enjoying the delights of Jessica on Babestation. I do not wear either pair, just use them to wipe away my spunk. Both are hidden discreatly underneath bedside tables.

[hamstrung]

I have two pairs of wank boxies, one in my student gaff, one back home. The one in my student gaff, which I brought up from home when I started, has about 7 years worth of smeg encrusted in to it. They are/where a pair of M&S white bockos with "Happy Christmas" red lettering accross the front and back. They are now yellow, and smell worryingly like shortbread biscuits. My other pair, which I have been working on for about a year, where acquired in Flares on Slater Street for a price of roughly £4. They are not technically boxies, more XXXXL briefs. I last used them last night, enjoying the delights of Jessica on Babestation. I do not wear either pair, just use them to wipe away my spunk. Both are hidden discreatly underneath bedside tables.

 

That is incredibly revolting.

 

Why can't you do what Melchett does like any other (normal) man would?