great names

[melons]

If they do a middle-class version they'd call her Sherry Vinegar Tits.

 

Thanks the conservative government (and my knocking back that GP a couple of years ago) for my lack of social mobility. Working class is where it's at.

[Trumo]

Russell Peters is great. Shocked nobody got it.

 

9 months later and someone finally sees the light. Mazel tov!

 

(EDIT) Except it's been 10!:ermm:

Edited May 28, 2010 by kopaloadofthis

[Section_31]

My mate works in a Government call centre and recently had a call from a man called 'Shane Blades'.

 

Quite simply, the greatest name ever.

[Magic Sponge]

My bird was on a Ryan Air flight last year.

 

The pilot, " Welcome on board this Ryan air flight, I'm your Captain, Johnny Snowball "

 

Ruptures of laughter break out in the cabin.

 

" and yes, that is my real name ".

[Redder Lurtz]

Just had a call from someone called Vanya Cavander. Sounds like a spell from a Harry Potter film.

 

Edit: In my last job we had access to the USA outlook database. Some of those crazy yanks have mental names. Randy Blackman and Jean Afraidofbear are two which spring to mind.

[Uncle_Meat]

A laptop I've been working on this week. Phone number hidden to protect the innocent.

 

[Redder Lurtz]

I had you down for a Rizla Silvers man Meaty. Blues at least.

[Uncle_Meat]

I had you down for a Rizla Silvers man Meaty. Blues at least.

 

Na, I'm a traditionalist when it comes to my skins. Besides, the greens come in a 5-pack and the cut corners make it easier to see which way round they are in the dark.

[Redder Lurtz]

That's compelling logic right there.

[KMD7]

I saw a contestant on countdown years ago by the name of Bruce Lake. He lasted one show. His name will live on forever though

[Remmie]

I had a work colleague called Saddam Hussain.

 

Also knew of a client in the States called Sedat Kunt.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Rory Lyons is absolutely brilliant!

[Razoray]

Head of PR for McLaren is Wayne Bruce. They call him Manbat. Superb!

[Edward.]

I used to work in London with some one called Mark O'Death also someone else called Robert Robert Roberts.

[JohnnyH]

As a young man working in a call centre 20 years ago I laugh long and hard when writing the name Mr Ian Shatwell. Especially as company policy was to use the first name as an initial, so it was Mr I Shatwell.

 

Great days.

[RobbieOR]

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

[gingerhulk]

Rusty cuntz.

 

Ex baseball player.

[Rico1304]

Chantelle Fanny - worked with her for years

 

Wonderful case of nominative determinism: Peter Pollard is in charge of trees for Stockport Council.

[SammyAftershave]

 

Barney Rock

 

Career: Rock first plied his trade with the Dublin minors, losing an All-Ireland Minor to Mayo in 1978 before returning to beat Kerry a year later. The Ballymun Kickhams star made his championship debut against Cork in the National League, also in 1979. Rock won an Intermediate, 2 Dublin Championships with Ballymun in 1982 & 1985, 4 Leinster titles: (1983, 1984, 1985, 1989) and 1 All-Ireland: 1983. He called it a day after the marathon series against the Royals in 1991.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen

[stevebaby]

Meet Mr. Dick Face

 

He's an ex-copper and former Minister in the NSW government. TV news anchors used to call him "Richard" though...the weak fucks.

I used to work with a Freddy Flying Fox. He was our cook at a drillsite I worked on. It wasn't a case of "Who called the cook a cunt?", but rather, "Who called the cunt a cook?" He had a massive axe scar diagonally across his face and he was a shit cook, but one of nature's gentlemen.

[stevebaby]

The axe wound meant that Freddy had a slight speech problem so he pronounced his name as "Preddy Plyin' Pox"

[Moctezuma]

A certain sporting team that resides in birkenhead has a member of their playing staff whos name is Max Power.

 

A lad on my school bus who was a decent guy was called Thomas Alastair Montague-Stallard.

 

Recently singed up someone for the academic course called Dr Chitty Puffel (she was American).

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Mathewbet1]