Dirtiest thing ever said to me

[Mrs is a nutter]

Was last night, I went round to my mother in laws ( who i have always had a thing for ) to bleed her radiators,

 

we were in the kitchen and she started undoing my trousers and said " I want to suck your cock and taste my daughters juice all in my mouth"

 

I did not know whether to laugh or not

 

still pretty good night!

[Markmywords]

negged - we've already got a rooney wannabe on here

[Paulie Dangerously]

...continue

[JohnnyH]

...continue

 

I think he probably woke up at that point.

[Stu Monty]

One green to eight red.

 

KAPOW!

[Herp McDerp]

One green to eight red.

 

KAPOW!

 

 

What the fuck for?

[Stu Monty]

Talking complete bollocks.

[JohnnyH]

Back to 3 greens thanks to my super powers.

[Stu Monty]

That's the magic of freedom of speech; that we all get to hear the other side of the story and judge it. I respect your right to disagree with me on this issue Mr Jazz.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Negged.

[She Knows It]

I don't get it? Does she mean juice that created your daughter, or literally the juice your daughter drinks. If it's the second you need to divorce the sick bitch.

[JohnnyH]

That's the magic of freedom of speech; that we all get to hear the other side of the story and judge it. I respect your right to disagree with me on this issue Mr Jazz.

 

 

Negged.

 

 

So that's how you roll is it??

 

Well I don't revenge neg, but by God I'll find something petty to get you back. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

[Stu Monty]

So that's how you roll is it??

 

Well I don't revenge neg, but by God I'll find something petty to get you back. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

 

Jazz, my man, that would be a bad move. I'm pretty sure I've repped you plenty of times in the past but that will all stop if you join the increasing list of humourless fucks who can't take a negging in the spirit it's intended.

 

Think on, hombre.

[Stu Monty]

I don't get it? Does she mean juice that created your daughter, or literally the juice your daughter drinks. If it's the second you need to divorce the sick bitch.

 

I feel somewhat uneasy pointing this out to you but:

 

Fanny juices.

 

There, I said it; you forced me to.

[navbasi]

Was last night, I went round to my mother in laws ( who i have always had a thing for ) to bleed her radiators,

 

we were in the kitchen and she started undoing my trousers and said " I want to suck your cock and taste my daughters juice all in my mouth"

 

I did not know whether to laugh or not

 

still pretty good night!

 

So did she??.....

[Mrs is a nutter]

I feel somewhat uneasy pointing this out to you but:

 

Fanny juices.

 

There, I said it; you forced me to.

 

Fanny Juices hahahhahaha

 

fanny such a crude name like being back at school,

 

but yeah she did, silly bitch spat it back all over me though, wernt to impressed!

[JohnnyH]

Jazz, my man, that would be a bad move. I'm pretty sure I've repped you plenty of times in the past but that will all stop if you join the increasing list of humourless fucks who can't take a negging in the spirit it's intended.

 

Think on, hombre.

 

It was a respectfull neg, I'l give you that.

[Herp McDerp]

I tried explaining to someone whay I spend so much time online these days, you just can't describe the gf to someone, they have to experience it to understand what it is like.

[melons]

Welcome to the GF, negged for being a tit.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

If you're on a wind up at least try and make it remotely amusing, piss poor effort, negged accordingly.

[navbasi]

Fanny Juices hahahhahaha

 

fanny such a crude name like being back at school,

 

but yeah she did, silly bitch spat it back all over me though, wernt to impressed!

 

Got any pics of your mother-in-law?

[She Knows It]

Cheers Mont (I think).

 

 

Also negged, you sick fuck.

[Redder Lurtz]

Oh dear.

 

 

Negged.

[Alan Sex]

I don't know, it's all covered in mud

[Flying Pig]

'Nutter', I have read your thread with disgust. This is a website for fun and art and not some perv site your normally used to. The ladies 'SKI' and 'Melons' have probably never even heard the words "cock" or "fanny juice" and I feel their dispair that a newbie like yourself has almost made this site a no go area for hardworking and honest people like myself. Please return to your slum and think how you can redeem yourself to these nice people. May god forgive you.

[AVEEZ]

'Nutter', I have read your thread with disgust. This is a website for fun and art and not some perv site your normally used to. The ladies 'SKI' and 'Melons' have probably never even heard the words "cock" or "fanny juice" and I feel their dispair that a newbie like yourself has almost made this site a no go area for hardworking and honest people like myself. Please return to your slum and think how you can redeem yourself to these nice people. May god forgive you.

 

hahahahaha you said 'cock' and 'fanny juice' hahhahahaha :whistle: