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[Anubis]

On 15/04/2023 at 16:11, Shooter in the Motor said:

Good luck understanding a word of it...

 

 

Nobody is watching that for the pithy dialogue.

[Guest]

Arachnophobia is getting a remake, and it has some major horror talent behind it.

 

An updated spin on the earlier film’s story of exotic jungle spiders that bring their venomous bite to American shores is in the works from Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Partners via Atomic Monster — the production company founded by The Conjuring and Aquaman creative mastermind James Wan-zxz. Wan and Atomic Monster colleague Michael Clear will produce the new movie.

 

Christopher Landon (Happy Death Day, Freaky) will reportedly sink his horror-honed fangs into the Arachnophobia remake as the new film’s writer and director. The first film’s original director, Frank Marshall (a producing veteran on the Jurassic World franchise), will reportedly return as well — this time as an executive producer.

[Guest]

 

[manwiththestick]

What?

 

 

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

What?

 

 

Based on a true story? Like Mario Brothers is?

[Anubis]

Why remake Arachnophobia? It’s great as it is. Like that pointlessly shit Point Break remake. Just fuck off.

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

What?

 

 

 

[Special K]

New Oppenheimer trailer looks really good

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYPbbksJxIg&t=5s&pp=ygUTb3BwZW5oZWltZXIgdHJhaWxlcg%3D%3D

[Anubis]

Loud. Crass. Bonkers. And Jason Statham.

 

Hate away but I’m in for some more popcorn. I know Paul will be too.

 

 

[Elite]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

Loud. Crass. Bonkers. And Jason Statham.

 

Hate away but I’m in for some more popcorn. I know Paul will be too.

 

 

First one was bad enough.

[Bjornebye]

On 30/04/2023 at 11:32, Shooter in the Motor said:

Arachnophobia is getting a remake, and it has some major horror talent behind it.

 

An updated spin on the earlier film’s story of exotic jungle spiders that bring their venomous bite to American shores is in the works from Steven Spielberg’s Amblin Partners via Atomic Monster — the production company founded by The Conjuring and Aquaman creative mastermind James Wan-zxz. Wan and Atomic Monster colleague Michael Clear will produce the new movie.

 

Christopher Landon (Happy Death Day, Freaky) will reportedly sink his horror-honed fangs into the Arachnophobia remake as the new film’s writer and director. The first film’s original director, Frank Marshall (a producing veteran on the Jurassic World franchise), will reportedly return as well — this time as an executive producer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

Loud. Crass. Bonkers. And Jason Statham.

 

Hate away but I’m in for some more popcorn. I know Paul will be too.

 

 

 

There's a thin line between so bad it becomes a cult classic and cynically bad.

 

This falls into the cynically bad category.

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

Loud. Crass. Bonkers. And Jason Statham.

 

Hate away but I’m in for some more popcorn. I know Paul will be too.

 

 

 

Fuck me I have to admit that The Meg as shit as it is is very entertaining. Manages to piss all over Deep Blue Sea which falls into the dreadfully entertaining category as well. 

 

 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Fuck me I have to admit that The Meg as shit as it is is very entertaining. 

 

 

Because as ridiculous as it is it plays it vaguely serious, like Deep Blue Sea.

 

Meg 2 looks like it should be 'Meg 2 3D'

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Because as ridiculous as it is it plays it vaguely serious, like Deep Blue Sea.

 

Meg 2 looks like it should be 'Meg 2 3D'

 

Meg DD

[Anubis]

21 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

There's a thin line between so bad it becomes a cult classic and cynically bad.

 

This falls into the cynically bad category.

 

I should Megg you for dissing the Statham.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

I should Megg you for dissing the Statham.

Megg?

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Megg?

Wordplay on negg because we’re talking about a film called The Meg.

[Guest]

55 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Wordplay on negg because we’re talking about a film called The Meg.

Negg?

[Anubis]

Little grey button to the right of the bottom of a post. Brings up a list of responses including a red button with a down arrow which is a negative response. As in ‘negged

[Guest]

So someone who neggs can also be neggged?

 

(seeing three g letters together makes me want to watch Total Recall)

[Guest]

11 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

So someone who neggs can also be neggged?

 

(seeing three g letters together makes me want to watch Total Recall)

[Anubis]

Now you know what it’s like to be negged. Like being roundhouse kicked by Statham.

[Paul]

On 09/05/2023 at 00:34, Anubis said:

Loud. Crass. Bonkers. And Jason Statham.

 

Hate away but I’m in for some more popcorn. I know Paul will be too.

 

 

Ha, ha, ha!!! Yep. 

[Paul]

Anyone who doesn’t love The Stath, just doesn’t love.