Small pleasures?

[Captain Turdseye]

Looking through pictures and videos on your phone from years ago, particularly funny ones of your kids that you’ve forgotten about. 

[A Red]

23 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Looking through pictures and videos on your phone from years ago, particularly funny ones of your kids that you’ve forgotten about. 

How many kids have you got?

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Looking through pictures and videos on your phone from years ago, particularly funny ones of your kids that you’ve forgotten about. 

Raheem? Is that you?

[Captain Turdseye]

9 hours ago, A Red said:

How many kids have you got?

12 

[A Red]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

12 

Including the ones you've forgotten about?

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, A Red said:

Including the ones you've forgotten about?

I’ll have to scroll back through the pictures again. Cheers. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Making vegetable soup and finding a funny carrot.

 

 

I'm easily amused.

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Bounties, from a box of Celebrations 

[redinblack]

21 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Bounties, from a box of Celebrations 

 

the Confectionary Of Champions

[Section_31]

Watching a dog try and eat toffee.

[manwiththestick]

Had a crappy week in work, stressed to fuck so I'm having a couple of cans and just found Detectorists starting on one of the channels I never watch.

 

Calmness taking over.

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s early in the morning. I first read that as “had a crappy wank in work”

 

Was gonna say, you dirty bastard. 

[Kevin D]

Good of the Beeb to remind people there’s a right way and a wrong way to spell these words.
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-63527893
 

“I realize [sic] many are angry with me. I own the responsibility for why everyone is in this situation: I grew the company size too quickly. I apologize [sic] for that."

[Kevin D]

On 02/11/2022 at 23:50, Captain Turdseye said:

Looking through pictures and videos on your phone from years ago, particularly funny ones of your kids that you’ve forgotten about. 

 

 

[Section_31]

Talking to someone who's cross eyed.

[Carvalho Diablo]

22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Talking to someone who's cross eyed.

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Talking to someone who's cross eyed.

 

That always makes me paranoid. I'm not sure what they can see from the squiffy one, so if I only stare into the other, will that offend them?

 

I get worried that they might think I don't want to look at the wob eye, so I then look at it, but start to wonder how long is a normal amount of time to spend on each eye.

 

By which time I've completely lost track of whatever they were saying.

[manwiththestick]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Some said if you see him stood outside staring straight at your house better tell you neighbour to lock their doors and windows.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[littletedwest]

Being too hungover to do anything. Just lay on the couch all day watching shit on tv

[Section_31]

Talking to someone who's completely and utterly stoned.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Talking to someone who's completely and utterly stoned.

Being the one who's completely and utterly stoned.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m stoned right now. 

[Section_31]

I'm immune to drugs by and large, I smoked heroine once back in the day unbenknownst and it gave me a bad arse, had some pot in Amsterdam, my mate had to be taken to the toilet by someone because he had a panic attack because he couldn't feel his teeth, leaving me on my own drinking Heineken next to an ice rink on New Year's Eve, as stoned as Mike Pence at the wedding of Billy Graham's youngest grandchild. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just treat myself to a rare luxury this evening, freezing my nuts off so I put my gas on for an hour.