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Mother of God VV! That is deffo border line mate.

Fuck that. I'm with VV all the way. Honor Blackman is hot!

 

Oh, and this made me laugh. A lot.

 

No she's not sunshine. She's a bona fide bean flicker with a paticular dislike for lads with ginger flecks in their face rug.

 

She did it with a monkey once so maybe you still stand a chance.

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The M in MILF stands for mother. Not oldest lady you can think of.

 

In know several estates where there are lots of MILFS not a day over 20.

 

Yeah, but I think it has to be someone who's the mother of someone your own age (or old enough to be). I mean picking Kate Moss or Angelina Jolie is blatant cheating - they're about the same age as me. Whereas Susan Kennedy is fair game.

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Yeah, but I think it has to be someone who's the mother of someone your own age (or old enough to be). I mean picking Kate Moss or Angelina Jolie is blatant cheating - they're about the same age as me. Whereas Susan Kennedy is fair game.

 

Nah, Susan Sarandon is fitter than Susan Kennedy, what about Raqual Welch or Pricella Presley :yes:

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Yeah, but I think it has to be someone who's the mother of someone your own age (or old enough to be). I mean picking Kate Moss or Angelina Jolie is blatant cheating - they're about the same age as me. Whereas Susan Kennedy is fair game.

 

Ah, noone ever told me that. Well Im 34, so that means they'll have to be 50, for a legal birth, or maybe 46 47 for a dodgy young one..

 

Nope sorry, noone I can think of, though my ex's mum used to touch me up all the time and she was quite tidy.

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MILF- Mother I'd like to fuck NOT Mother (who is over 50 with saggy skin, wrinkly minge and a hairy chin) I'd like to fuck!

 

Jolie and Moss are valid. JJ if you wanna nail 50 year old bags, crack on mate!

 

No way man, that's what the MILF label is all about. It’s got to be someone a little bit special, or that you find yourself getting a confusing horn over, from the older generation.

Otherwise there’s millions of lasses in their 20’s who are mothers.

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No way man, that's what the MILF label is all about. It’s got to be someone a little bit special, or that you find yourself getting a confusing horn over, from the older generation.

Otherwise there’s millions of lasses in their 20’s who are mothers.

 

 

Indeed, Sarah Louise Platt from Coronation Street had a kid at 13, but i'm pretty certain she wasn't regarded alongside the likes of vorderman as a milf.

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