Worst Crisps?

[Captain Turdseye]

To go alongside the best crisps thread. What are the worst crisps out there at the moment?

 

I bought a tube of these last weekend and I almost puked after the first one.

 

 

Even my kids wouldn’t eat them. Straight in the bin. I’ve just read an online article comparing them favourably to Pringles and it made me angry.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, these are minging:

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, these are minging:

 

You're weird.

 

Wotsits are shit. And bacon and maple syrup kettle chips. Absolutely rank. Bleuuuuugh!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Pringles are pretty shit-tier.

 

Chopped and shaped shite.  The potato snack equivalent of turkey twizzlers.  Lazy snacks for lazy people. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Pringles are pretty shit-tier.

 

Chopped and shaped shite. The potato snack equivalent of turkey twizzlers. Lazy snacks for lazy people.

You won’t catch me posting them in the best crisps thread but those Walkers ones are an abomination.

[Remmie]

Anyone ever had Cassava chips? Taste like toenails. Vile

[Strontium]

Prawn cocktail anything.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Quavers.

[The Golden Eel]

Quavers.

Yes, I like all crisps really but Quavers are close to the bottom of the list. Cheese Doritos as well.

[Dr Nowt]

Used to love beef wotsits.

[Trumo]

Seabrooks. Oily and way too salty.

 

[Mook]

Seabrooks. Oily and way too salty.

 

 

No, no, no.

 

Salt & Vinegar Seabrook are in my top 5.

[magicrat]

Anyone ever had Cassava chips? Taste like toenails. Vile

 

It's worrying to be sharing a forum with someone that knows what toenails taste like

[Anny Road]

You're weird.

 

Wotsits are shit. And bacon and maple syrup kettle chips. Absolutely rank. Bleuuuuugh!

Cheesey wotsits cause ginger hair if eaten whilst pregnant. And that is science.

[Trumo]

No, no, no.

 

Salt & Vinegar Seabrook are in my top 5.

 

You deserve to be rogered with a Toblerone by your boss.

[Bernard Diomede]

No, no, no.

 

Salt & Vinegar Seabrook are in my top 5.

This.

 

Wheat crunchies and crisps of that ilk are shite

[cloggypop]

The worst over here are probably Joppie Sauce flavour. It's a bit like an insipid, sweet, not very spicy at all, shit curry flavour.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Prawn cocktail anything.

This.

[Captain Turdseye]

This.

 

Wheat crunchies and crisps of that ilk are shite

Good shout. Wheat Crunchies are awful.

[Trumo]

This.

 

Wheat crunchies and crisps of that ilk are shite

 

Wheat Crunchies are not crisps anyway.

[VladimirIlyich]

This.

Double this.

[Mook]

[Remmie]

It's worrying to be sharing a forum with someone that knows what toenails taste like

Oh looks it's the take everything literally police, I can only imagine the thrill you get when people describe things tasting like shit.

 

I hope someone drowns your hamster.

[Josef Svejk]

Walkers / Lays in general are pretty shit.

[sir roger]

Not sure they do them any more but those Tomato Ketchup flavour crisps were even worse than Prawn Cocktail ones. When my daughter had those Pickled Onion monster munch she was banished to another room because they stank , same with Spicy space raiders.