Miscellaneous Questions Not Worth Starting A Thread For

[littletedwest]

On 08/07/2019 at 16:48, Trumo said:

Do you know of anyone that has bought part one of a magazine series for 99p that comes with a build-it-yourself section of something famous like the HMS Victory or the Death Star, and then proceeded to purchase all 50 subsequent issues for at least £5 a pop to complete their project?

We started buying a skeleton for the kids. Billy bones he was called. Gave up in the end. Be cheaper to flog the local undertaker a few quid for a cadaver

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Does the theory that wanking makes you blind apply to women too?

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Does the theory that wanking makes you blind apply to women too?

Yeah, that Helen Keller really overdid it.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Does the theory that wanking makes you blind apply to women too?

Its very superstitious 

[Strontium]

Bit embarrassing this, as they're quiz questions I conceived but forgot the answers to.

 

A while (more than a decade) ago I made up a cryptic UK place name quiz in work. Most of the clues are dead obvious, eg "Punch on the jaw" (HITCHIN), "Bargains can be found here" (SALE), "What a vandal does to bus shelters" (WREXHAM) and so on and so forth.

 

However two of them, I just can't for the life of me work out, and it's really bugging me.

 

The clues are: 

 

1) "Can be cleared, or walked upon"

2) "Thinks up a plan"

 

Help me out GF and make me slightly less neurotic.

[Karl_b]

2) Mull?

 

Probably not.

[VladimirIlyich]

54 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Bit embarrassing this, as they're quiz questions I conceived but forgot the answers to.

 

A while (more than a decade) ago I made up a cryptic UK place name quiz in work. Most of the clues are dead obvious, eg "Punch on the jaw" (HITCHIN), "Bargains can be found here" (SALE), "What a vandal does to bus shelters" (WREXHAM) and so on and so forth.

 

However two of them, I just can't for the life of me work out, and it's really bugging me.

 

The clues are: 

 

1) "Can be cleared, or walked upon"

2) "Thinks up a plan"

 

Help me out GF and make me slightly less neurotic.

2) Devizes?

[VladimirIlyich]

1) Minehead?

[Strontium]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

2) Devizes?

 

I think that is correct for that one. Good shout.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Bit embarrassing this, as they're quiz questions I conceived but forgot the answers to.

 

A while (more than a decade) ago I made up a cryptic UK place name quiz in work. Most of the clues are dead obvious, eg "Punch on the jaw" (HITCHIN), "Bargains can be found here" (SALE), "What a vandal does to bus shelters" (WREXHAM) and so on and so forth.

 

However two of them, I just can't for the life of me work out, and it's really bugging me.

 

The clues are: 

 

1) "Can be cleared, or walked upon"

2) "Thinks up a plan"

 

Help me out GF and make me slightly less neurotic.

1) Ayr

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, sir roger said:

1) Ayr

 

Got to be. Great stuff.

 

Thank goodness for that. Hopefully the last time I manage to outfox myself.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, sir roger said:

1) Ayr

Well done Roge.

[Strontium]

Why do so many middle aged women have hair like Lou Ferrigno's Hulk? What's that about?

[Captain Turdseye]

55 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Why do so many middle aged women have hair like Lou Ferrigno's Hulk? What's that about?

Much easier (and cheaper) to walk into a barbershop than it is to get an appointment at a hairdressers. 

[Elite]

57 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Why do so many middle aged women have hair like Lou Ferrigno's Hulk? What's that about?

Steroids. The amount of females on roids at the moment is staggering. Especially middle aged women. It's an epidemic.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 hours ago, Strontium said:

Why do so many middle aged women have hair like Lou Ferrigno's Hulk? What's that about?

If they're menopausal you might get the attitude, too.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

A lot of women over 40 cut their hair short and think they're going to look Like Frankie from the Saturdays but they actually look like Trevor Jordache.