Simon Green - Who Am I?

[Arl arse]

This should become a regular podcast. I want to hear his life story!

I'd subscribe, I bet Simon would get more content out than those Lazy shirkers Dave & Numbers.

[Carvalho Diablo]

He's one of our own. It'll be a proud day when he cleans up at The Daftas.

[Dr Nowt]

One of the most endearing people ever going on that video.

 

Good luck to him.

[Carvalho Diablo]

This should become a regular podcast. I want to hear his life story!

So does the Inland Revenue.

[TheHowieLama]

As always - the book was better than the movie.

[cloggypop]

If his parents were famous or rich he would be a household name by now.

[Hades]

Genuinely see him as a Karl Pilkington figure in the future. He just needs a chance. 

[Jim MM]

Si was brilliant when he was on here, his shenanigans contributed more to the forums than anyone, nobody could compete with his output. Hands down my favourite poster out of all the miserable cunts who've passed this way.

[cloggypop]

Jim MM knows

[Remmie]

Although I've only seen 2 minutes of his youtube clip he comes across a lot more articulate, genuine and comfortable than you'd imagine from his posting style. Don't forget he can sing as well.

[VladimirIlyich]

Although I've only seen 2 minutes of his youtube clip he comes across a lot more articulate, genuine and comfortable than you'd imagine from his posting style. Don't forget he can sing as well.

I haven't dared watch it yet,but I will,eventually.

[lifetime fan]

You need to.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Although I've only seen 2 minutes of his youtube clip he comes across a lot more articulate, genuine and comfortable than you'd imagine from his posting style. Don't forget he can sing as well.

Impressive CV - actor, singer, writer, model, chef, builder, inventor, squeasant enthusiast.

[Anubis]

Outgoing. Willing to get naked. Pan European.

 

There is definitely a future in adult film for our aspiring star. The youngish, naive plumber/gardner pounced upon by the late 40's housewife, followed by a dalliance with her 6th form daughter returning from college to find them in flagrante.

 

Just like travelling with Irish travellers all over again.

[Spy Bee]

I love the fact that he almost forgets to mention films in his list of hobbies, and then realises and goes slightly OTT with how much he loves films and boxsets.

[ZonkoVille77]

Chilli and milk. That makes me think of Si. Chilli. Milk.

[Total Longo]

Well if Christopher Nolan doesn't see this and gib off Tom Hardy for his forthcoming movies I think he should aim to be the new face of Film 2017. I mean he's no Barry Norman but he described Shawshank Redemption better than Winkleman could.

 

I've never really seen Simon act but i would bet my house on the fact that he would be better than Tom Hardy.

[Total Longo]

I advised him on Twitter on Sunday to get back on here, he mentioned he had left because of all the stick he got.

He seems like he is in a good place at the moment, i imagine coming back on here to get leathered is the last thing he needs.

[Spy Bee]

I've never really seen Simon act but i would bet my house on the fact that he would be better than Tom Hardy.

You having a laugh? Tom Hardy's a fucking brilliant actor!

[Total Longo]

He really isn't mate. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

'How it game to fruit-ation'. 

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Fucking mesmeric. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

A big hint that Simon is indeed an Alien life form among us. 

[Trumo]

I advised him on Twitter on Sunday to get back on here, he mentioned he had left because of all the stick he got.

 

The normal pattern was for him to start a thread on here all excited about his latest idea. It often came across as ill-thought out and/or stupid and that had nothing to do with his dyspraxia condition. The more questions were asked to get a semblance of detail, the more ill-thought out it seemed. Unfortunately for him, that just made the thread funnier even if it wasn't meant to be a laughing matter so he'd get annoyed and think everyone was taking the piss. And he'd also get the hump when people gave him genuine advice that meant doing something other than or over and above what he'd already set out in his mind to do.

 

I don't doubt that he is a well-meaning sort of person.

[Total Longo]

The normal pattern was for him to start a thread on here all excited about his latest idea. It often came across as ill-thought out and/or stupid and that had nothing to do with his dyspraxia condition. The more questions were asked to get a semblance of detail, the more ill-thought out it seemed. Unfortunately for him, that just made the thread funnier even if it wasn't meant to be a laughing matter so he'd get annoyed and think everyone was taking the piss. And he'd also get the hump when people gave him genuine advice that meant doing something other than or over and above what he'd already set out in his mind to do.

 

I don't doubt that he is a well-meaning sort of person.

I remember them all well. That's why I wanted him back, the forum is a duller place without him.