The Random Thread of Random Things Posted Randomly

[Major Tom]

You kill kittens

 

And you don't like gay people.

 

We all have our crosses to bear, Stig.

[General Dryness]

And you don't like gay people.

 

We all have our crosses to bear, Stig.

For someone who doesn't like gay people, he spent an awful lot of time in the navy bumming them.

[Hooch]

Remember Quavers and Walkers used to have little green/blue prizes inside, and you could possibly win quarter of a million quid?

 

I was walking down the street aged 9 and found one in my bag of quavers. I was so excited I legged it back to the house to open the prize to find I'd won a free bag of quavers.

 

Good times.

[dickie mint]

Flintlocks.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

What are Rosie & Jim up to now?

 

Still sailing along on the old Rag Doll, or working under a zero hours contract in the store room at JJB?

[stringvest]

What are Rosie & Jim up to now?

 

Still sailing along on the old Rag Doll, or working under a zero hours contract in the store room at JJB?

 

 

Running an organic produce outlet in Hebden Bridge after the boat sank and Rosie came out.  

[mattyq]

we used to call that Shiel Road ice rink - I think it's the same one.   You'd fall over in there at your peril.  They used to sweep up all the severed fingers at the end of the session.  

Haha, i haven't thought about this place for at least 30 years

The boots used to stink badly but a great day out

Happy days

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-nostalgia-remembering-silver-blades-3009879

[stringvest]

Haha, i haven't thought about this place for at least 30 years

The boots used to stink badly but a great day out

Happy days

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-nostalgia-remembering-silver-blades-3009879

 

It's amazing that there's no ice rink to replace it (at least according to the echo).  It used to get absolutely chocker in there, but as you say, a great day out.

[Bobby Hundreds]

My mum told me that under the ball pit at the festival gardens a man lives there and he tries to grab your feet and pull you under where he keeps you and tickles you forever, she told me this from the other side of the fence while I was waist deep in plastic balls. After a second of being dumbstruck sheer fucking bedlam ensued in my dramatic panic fuelled race for the exit. Fucking ruined my 21st birthday that did.

[stringvest]

that's young adult abuse that BH.  Where there's blame, there's a claim.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I can't sue her the backchat kiddy fiddler will be on to me.

[Bjornebye]

The best fucks are when you fuck them like you hate them. For both parties.

[Dr Nowt]

The best fucks are when you fuck them like you hate them. For both parties.

 

So that's why you've had sex with so many gays.

[Bjornebye]

Queen Works.

[Anubis]

My mum told me that under the ball pit at the festival gardens a man lives there and he tries to grab your feet and pull you under where he keeps you and tickles you forever, she told me this from the other side of the fence while I was waist deep in plastic balls. After a second of being dumbstruck sheer fucking bedlam ensued in my dramatic panic fuelled race for the exit. Fucking ruined my 21st birthday that did.

 

Your mum is shit.

 

I'd have said it so every little kid could hear, setting off a mass stampede for the exit. And I'd have swapped out tickling for stripping your flesh from your bones with his teeth.

[Trumo]

The best fucks are when you fuck them like you hate them. For both parties.

 

They're probably normal fucks, it's just that she always seems to piss you off no end.

[Bjornebye]

She did last night. Too much wine at dinner, she was snoring like a fucking pig. nearly woke her up with some violent light-saber plating. Went downstairs and cracked one out instead.

[Furmedge]

4 day weeks should be the norm.  Longer working hours, more productivity, creating more job opportunities.  I'm probably wrong but I want to be right.

[SlugTrail]

Roadhouse

[Furmedge]

Toast with jam and butter is better than anything known to man.  Washed down with a strong cup of tea. 

[Bjornebye]

I often make one slice of jam and toast and one slice with just loads of butter on the toast. To this day I don't know which I prefer but toast in general is greater than anything.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I butter both sides of my toast I'm captain of my own fate and I'll fucking decide if I get butter on the floor. Anyway I often wonder... What's it all about eh.... All this... Everything and how come people who are suicidal don't think fuck it I've nothing to lose I'm gonna make me those rocket skates.

[Trumo]

I butter both sides of my toast I'm captain of my own fate and I'll fucking decide if I get butter on the floor. Anyway I often wonder... What's it all about eh.... All this... Everything and how come people who are suicidal don't think fuck it I've nothing to lose I'm gonna make me those rocket skates.

 

Because that would give their life a purpose they think it doesn't have.

[Fugitive]

[Bobby Hundreds]

Because that would give their life a purpose they think it doesn't have.

I just think more of an effort should be made to make suicide stylish not actualy try and create functioning rocket skates, look don't jump off that bridge here is 200 foot of super powerful elastic let's see if we can fire you over it.