The Random Thread of Random Things Posted Randomly

[Tony Moanero]

It still exists. My mate is one of the managers there.

Really?

 

I thought it closed years ago.

[Faustus]

Grappa is fucking vile. My first experience of the stuff was about seven years ago in Milan, when I was there to watch a f**tball team we all support play a black and blue clad outfit from that city. One of the lads with us fancied himself as a culture vulture and each ordered us one when we landed. Quickly, it turned into the shot and chaser of choice of the group, even though no-one could stand it. If someone got you one, they had to buy one for themselves, it was like a suicide pact. I remember sitting upstairs in this restaurant and being knocked sick because I could smell it coming up the stairs.

 

I remember even taking a bottle home as a pressie for a mate, proof that it was the rankest drink going. He agreed.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[dickie mint]

All mankind London road.

[Ginny]

Barnett Sheildhouse

[dickie mint]

Sandy sitting in the Pier head.

[alles ist gut]

The ice rink on Prescot Road

[Dr Nowt]

 

Yewtree multiplied by hell.

[cloggypop]

[RoboRiise]

 

Yewtree multiplied by hell.

 

Timothy Claypole, the horror, the horror.

 

[Alan Sex]

http://youtu.be/lSrHMUo072M

[Alan Sex]

http://youtu.be/g2KvY6tV_n4

[RoboRiise]

Somebody should have a close look at Mr Bennett from Take Hart as well.  Shifty cunt.

[Bjornebye]

Fucking hate monday mornings. Knackered here

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Teddy Ruxpin, though?

[Dr Nowt]

Somebody should have a close look at Mr Bennett from Take Hart as well. Shifty cunt.

Fuck me you've got a good memory. My brother and I were onto him as kids, one of many on our watchlist of suspicion and home-made allegations.

 

You Tube being what it is I've just watched thirty seconds of him, and he reminded me of something worse than even the most hardened paedophile; there was something feintly Kelvin Mackenzie-ish about him.

[stringvest]

 

Is this TK again?

[stringvest]

All mankind London road.

 

great shop.  They had a penchant for velour tops if I remember correctly.  

[stringvest]

The ice rink on Prescot Road

 

we used to call that Shiel Road ice rink - I think it's the same one.   You'd fall over in there at your peril.  They used to sweep up all the severed fingers at the end of the session.  

[Dr Nowt]

Timothy Claypole, the horror, the horror.

 

I'm quite confident that the only thing which could have increased the horrifying indignity of Stuart Lubbock's final moments, spent with Barrymore and a binman high-fiving each other while he swallowed pool backwash at both ends, would have been to hear the tinkling of bells approach and a shrill, retard's voice asking if Tiny Timothy could join in.

[stringvest]

Have you been on the hand-picked mushroom mousse this morning Ben?  Timothy Claypole was one sinister bastard.  As in fact was Mr Meeker.  

[Dr Nowt]

Just double-dropped some porridge so far. Off my tits.

[Major Tom]

we used to call that Shiel Road ice rink - I think it's the same one.   You'd fall over in there at your peril.  They used to sweep up all the severed fingers at the end of the session.  

 

ahh, the Ice Age; the world was just one big ice rink back then. Those were the days, weren't they, stringy?

[Bjornebye]

ahh, the Ice Age; the world was just one big ice rink back then. Those were the days, weren't they, stringy?

You kill kittens

[General Dryness]

I'm a right lying cunt me. Took the day off work today, told them I had a sore foot.

 

Its really only eleven inches.