Islamic Positive Thread

[Anny Road]

I am sick of hearing all this bad stuff about Muslims.

About British lads going out there and fighting.

Lets stop this and post here all the positive things about Islam.

[Jim MM]

I thought the Islamic input in Four Lions made the film.

[J-V]

[stringvest]

It's followers' threat to brutally kill him wiped the smug smile of Rushdie's face.  

[Kevin D]

Turned over The Red Army in Afghanistan at a time a lot of people thought they were invincible.

[Elite]

They are very disciplined.

[Tyler Durden]

They have beard

[Bjornebye]

They look like ninjas

[neko]

they make nice tiles and gardens...and like cats.

 

[stringvest]

They leave more bacon for the rest of us

[cochyn]

If you ever need a minaret, them muslim's yer boys* for the job. Lovely minaret they do.

 

 

*And/or girls of course**.

 

 

** except the ones who are denied an education, basic human rights and are forced to wear a big black bed sheet to cover the shame of being a woman by their faith.

[Cardie]

Their love of Gold makes them not too dissimilar from the cheeky Irish fellas, sure they both get a bit blowey uppy now and then but ultimately they're just protecting their lucky charms.

[littletedwest]

They are doing a great job in the areas of Iraq and Syria they run in reducing crime.

[Nunavut Patrick]

They leave more bacon for the rest of us

No fucking university will accept my Democratic Bacon Peace Theory.

 

Peace would break out over bacon butties I am convinced within hours in Gaza.

 

My favourite Muslim is a fellow I worked with at UPS, he was the airport shuttle driver, he'd go and meet the afternoon plane and bring the parcels back to the depot. Anyway, the lad got all sorts of stick so they eventually pulled him off the airport run and the first week it wasn't him some new driver backed into the plane damaging it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They make nice food.

 

And Iranian women are Muslim and are amongst some of the fittest women in the world (until they reach a certain age).

[Bob]

Someone embed this please...

 

My fam submits to pray; five times a day...

 

 

[Trumo]

They make nice food.

 

Was going to say the same thing. The stuff they break their fast with every evening during Ramadan is fucking lovely stuff. Unless you're a vegetarian of course.

[Anubis]

[Bob]

No fucking university will accept my Democratic Bacon Peace Theory.

 

Peace would break out over bacon butties I am convinced within hours in Gaza.

 

Dint know why thus isn't working...

 

YouTube link disappears every time I press submit so I've broken it into parts if someone could do the honours..

 

http: //youtu.be/ 3UO6YlkYNJQ

[Jim MM]

Nazis are bad, so are Jimmy Savile, the alien from Alien, Billy The Kid and Pol Pot.

Muslims are none of those things, fair play to them.

[Strontium]

Four wives means you're less likely to get cockblocked on the old "Not tonight, I've got a headache" scam.

[J-V]

 

Built by Christian Slaves.

[PestiRed]

Well they are pretty chilled out about not being recognised as an official religion here

[Spy Bee]

They don't get much aids.

[Bobby Hundreds]

In the 80s they sold me cheap spliffy jeans and british knights trainers. I don't know if they were Muslim in St. Johns market, I'm racial stereotyping.

 

The Muslims I know, I like very much.