I'm not talking about bands you don't like for whatever reason, just those who offer absolutely nothing. I mean, bands that baffle the fuck out of you why anyone likes them.
For context, the absolute arsewater that Liam Gallagher puts out these days is laughably bad. Hilariously poor lyrics, musically predictable and massively overhyped but I do actually get why some people might like it.
There are others out there who I just cannot get my head around. Weak in every sense. Musically, lyrically, stylistically, everything.
I'm tempted to start with Razorlight who pass most of those tests with flying colours but I'm actually going to go with Foals.
Fuck me. When God created beige he subtitled it "Foals". Meaningless, bland fucking arsedribble. Every single song sounds like the last one. What the flying fuck purpose does repetitive pretend indie-disco serve? And their interviews; "Well it's about growing up, you know, and going out and that."
Fuck off you dull, dull, horrendous affliction. You're an insult to creativity and a stain on music.
Know what I mean?