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Talking to some bullshit artist in work in the pub before, reckons he went back to some birds on the wirral last night and shagged her, he woke up at 8 and had no money and no idea where he was but still made it into work today by bunking on the train. He reckons he's on 99 women and only knows about ten of their names. He also reckons that shagging fat birds are the best as they bring you a cooked breakfast in the morning before you fuck off. I've had a few random ones, having to get taxis back from places that I never even knew existed and never seen any of the birds ever again. Anyone got an stories of random or weird one night stands?