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God that feels better. I've been carrying that burden for a while. Thing is, nearly two years ago, we got a new bathroom put in. It was one of those things were the government comes in and equips the bathroom for someone with a disability. Took everything out and replaced it. Bath became stand up shower (with one of them little seats that you can put in if you need it), new sink, new toilet. Thing was, the toilet seat on said toilet doesn't stay up on it's own. Never. I dunno why. At first I would hold it up, but this meant leaning forward and standing in an uncomfortable position. So eventually I gave up. I sat down. We must have all done it at some point, even if it was an accident. You know how you go in expecting twos and suddenly they disappear and you're sitting on the bog just pissing instead? Anyway. I don't care. I stand up other places. But when I'm at home, I sit down to piss. And until we get the seat fixed it will stay that way. Neg all you want you bunch of cunts.