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Might have had a thread like his before but I'm on my phone and can't be arsed searching for it. Bar staff in expensive bars/restaurants. In a restaurant in the Albert dock last night having a meal for my mums 50th. Go the bar and get two drinks. Barmaid : £8.05. Me : * hands her a ten pound note * Barmaid : have you got the 5p? Me : I haven't sorry. Barmaid : You're not really helping me out here, are you? What does she expect me to do? Magic a fucking 5 pence piece out of thin air? A girl I work with was in Blue bar or Pan Am and ordered a single vodka and coke which was £9. She says to the barman, just joking, expensive in here isn't it? He says leave your drink on the bar and get out if you don't like it. It's the way they look down at you and speak to you like you're a piece of shit, when they are probably earning just over the minimum wage pouring pints. Cheeky cunts. Staff in expensive shops as well, similar to the above.

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I tried these today bought one pack finished 1 pack bought 2 more BEHOLD!!! The King of Junkfoods Pure Awesomenessness I'm telling you if you havent tried them you absolutely have to.

Tomorrow 3 friends of mine are playing 72 holes of golf in one day in the "longest day challenge" in aid of macmillan cancer. 3 of them are ordinary club players and the other is our pro. If any of you could make a small donation I know it will be greatly appreciated by all of them. Gary Baker is fundraising for Macmillan Cancer Support Many thanks in advance GFers.

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We are off to New York for 13 days later in the year. So I would like some tips on Hotels Areas to stay Must do trips/visits etc

I'm sure this subject must have been done before, maybe? I'm a big fan of the practical joke. The more elaborate the better. This is coming from someone that once spent 45 mins in a brand new wheelie bin, on the day they were delivered, then jumped out on the wrong person (bloke with dog, dog ran off etc) Anyway I would be pleased to hear any particularly funny ones? Here's one of my best. At college there was a lad name Mike (known as Mikey the Pikey - he wasn't though as it goes.) His mum was fit as fuck, and a right laugh, probably about 40, and we used to be a bit weird and ask him if he'd ever seen her naked etc (which he obviously had when he was younger etc) Anyway he used to get full on embarrassed about stuff like that. He lived about 200yrds from college, and he kept his house key under a big plantpot, because occasionally we would go round at lunch for a smoke. On this particular day we went round without him and let ourselves in. Perversely we had a rumage in his mums knicker drawer. We put a pair under his pillow, and another pair in his jeans pocket in the washing basket. Then we left. The story transpired that he found the pair under his pillow himself & was mortified. He assumed (wrongly) that they had been in the pillow case from the tumble drier when his mum changed the bed. He decided to say nothing, but actually got caught in the act of putting them back in his mums drawer & had to explain (badly) what he was doing elbow deep in her smalls. He had a severe talking too. Somehow when he retold the story we virtually pissed ourselves, but he just thought we thought it was funny. Less than 24 hours later when his mum was doing the washing she checked his pockets for change and out popped the other pair. She threatened to take him to the doctor. What the FUCK the doctor was going to prescribe a 17 year old perverted knicker sniffer I have no idea. In the end it got a bit too on-top to tell him. We told him a few months later when it had died down a bit and to be honest he seemed pleased that there was an explanation. We stupidly offered to fess up to his mum, but he said he didn't want to mention it to her again. Next please......

This is about to kick off. Djokovic, one win away from becoming the first man in 43 years to win four consecutive major championships. Nadal, one win away from becoming the only man to win seven titles at Roland Garros. Hopefully another classic on the cards.

Why is it that most captioned images of animals on the net use incorrect tense or incorrect spelling? Its fucking irritating and its making me hate animals.

Vladimir Krutov passed away today. I remember him being a forward in one of arguably the best hockey line-ups the world has ever seen: Krutov-Larionov-Makarov-Fetisov-Kasatonov Krutov died 51 years old. Rest in peace.

started at 9.00am was finshed and home by 10.30am gym for an hour, had me dinner. Just about to watch 24 and then a film for the afternoon. Then gonna eat again about 3 play footie at 8 and sink a few beers later. Might even fit in a ham shank.

after having a go at the Greeks to cough up more tax its revealled she doesnt pay a penny this sums up the whole mess, the powers that be laugh whilst the poor take the hit. Christine Lagarde, scourge of tax evaders, pays no tax | Business | guardian.co.uk Christine Lagarde, the IMF boss who caused international outrage after she suggested in an interview with the Guardian on Friday that beleaguered Greeks might do well to pay their taxes, pays no taxes, it has emerged. As an official of an international institution, her salary of $467,940 (£298,675) a year plus $83,760 additional allowance a year is not subject to any taxes. The former French finance minister took over as managing director of the IMF last year when she succeeded her disgraced compatriot Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who was forced to resign after he faced charges – later dropped – of sexually attacking a New York hotel maid. Lagarde, 56, receives a pay and benefits package worth more than American president Barack Obama earns from the United States government, and he pays taxes on it. The same applies to nearly all United Nations employees – article 34 of the Vienna convention on diplomatic relations of 1961, which has been signed by 187 states, declares: "A diplomatic agent shall be exempt from all dues and taxes, personal or real, national, regional or municipal." According to Lagarde's contract she is also entitled to a pay rise on 1 July every year during her five-year contract. Base salaries range from $46,000 to $80,521. Senior salaries range between $95,394 and $123,033 but these are topped up with adjustments for the cost of living in different countries. A UN worker based in Geneva, for example, will see their base salary increased by 106%, in Bonn by 50.6%, Paris 62% and Peshawar 38.6%. Even in Juba, the capital of South Sudan, one of the poorest areas of the world, a UN employee's salary will be increased by 53.2%. Other benefits include rent subsidies, dependency allowances for spouses and children, education grants for school-age children and travel and shipping expenses, as well as subsidised medical insurance. For many years critics have complained that IMF, World Bank, and United Nations employees are able to live large at international taxpayers' expense. During the 1944 economic conference at Bretton Woods, where the IMF was created, American and British politicians disagreed over salaries for the bureaucrats. British delegates, including the economist John Maynard Keynes, considered the American proposals for salaries to be "monstrous", but lost the argument. Officials from the various organisations have long maintained that the high salaries are a way of attracting talent from the private sector. In fact, most senior employees are recruited from government posts.

Hi Everyone! I thought I’d drop in and see if any of you fine folk would like to take part in KidsCan’s Annual Charity Golf Tournament! It’s on Monday 18th June at Southport & Ainsdale Golf Club – Final Qualifying Venue for the 2012 Open! It’s a shotgun start at 2pm. Teams of 4 – £320 Individuals – £80 pp Members of S&A – £55pp This entry price includes a round of golf, a meal at the clubhouse and prize giving ceremony. If you’ve never played at S&A here’s a bit of information on the course itself. Southport & Ainsdale Golf Club is a true championship links course, with first class facilities to match. The course is set amongst the dunes on the North West coastline and true test of golf for all golfers. All the holes are of championship standard and no two are the same. The course is a magnificent test of golf, especially with the sea breeze, profusion of heather and gorse combining to provide you with a challenging and immensely enjoyable experience. This is our 10th Golf Tournament which ever year raises about £6,000 for KidsCan’s vital research into cures and treatments of childhood cancers. If you would like more information, please respond to this thread, e-mail us or sign up via the website Thanks again! The KidsCan Team

Should we sign him the summer ?