A mate of mine went to a club near us (Bredbury Hall if you must know) on Saturday night, he pulled a bird and went back to hers where he nailed her. She tells him that she has a boyfriend who is in the army currently out in Afganistan.
Now that is cold but it gets worse.
He wakes up Sunday morning and is late for footy but he's only got his suit and doesn't want to turn up to footy wearing it. So, the dirty bitch lends him some of her boyfriends clothes!!! That's got to be the worst thing I have ever heard.