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Today, I finished building a play area for the kids at the back of our garden that included putting in a wall, moving three tons of soil and walking round in shorts, boots and gloves. Grrrr. What manly stuff did you do today?
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I'd never get bored of hitting him in the face with an iron. Jesus. He really is the most annoying twat on the planet.
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I thought a bargains thread would be useful on here, like Remmie's DVD one. ...Anyway I dropped my Technics Hifi the other week whilst cleaning (SL-DV290 - 5 disc DVD multichanger), when I tried to watch a DVD/listen to a CD the system wouldn't play any discs. I tried to get it repaired only to find out it was "uneconomical to repair". Everything else works - radio, tape, amplifier but not the DVD/CD. I had to claim on my insurance as it cost me over £400 4 years ago, ultimately with the settlement (and my excess) I was able to get one of these babies: Dixons/Currys/Comet are selling them for nearly £500, however I bought mine for £330 delivered from: Sony DAV-IS10 - Digital Direct Don't forget Quidco.
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I went to a screening of Step Brothers tonight. My god, I don't think I've seen a funnier film in years. It's an absolute riot. Just completely, ridiculously, outrageously, unashamedly stupid. It's easily Ferrell's funniest role since Old School and John C. Reilly is just incredible alongside him. Because of Ferrell's recent poor form, and the way the whole frat-pack scene has been stagnating in recent times, I didn't allow myself to expect to much from such a righteous trailer, but for once the trailer was just the pre-cursor, a taster, for a classic example of what makes the McKay/Apatow stable so great. It didn't tail off through the midsection humanising of the characters, the laughs kept coming hard right until the scene during the end credits. I shit you not, this is as funny as anything Ferrell has ever produced with as many brilliant one-liners as Superbad. I've still got a massive grin on my face. If you like Ferrell and you assholes are ever gonna trust me with anything, trust me with this. Fucking Ace.
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Why do I love this man so? He is utterly wonderful. I agree with practically everything he says. He makes me laugh, intrigues me, educates me, encourages me to seek more education. He is an utterly charming, warm, lovely human being. He improves everything he appears in. His autobiography, of which I've read only a little, is fascinating and honest. His appearances in one of my favourite shows, Bones, make it much better than every other episode. QI is a show that I always find amusing and entertaining but I learn things from it as well, which is genuinely rare these days. So many people have called the man a national treasure and there is no greater phrase you can use to encapsulate how brilliant he is. And anyone who disagrees is a dick :D EDIT: I realise I answered my own question.
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TheFA.com - Fourth place for Lions Still think English academies are doing things right? Putting the cat among the pigeons here I know, but surely that scoreline should never ever happen with the amount of resources that is being poured into youth football in England. The England squad: Ryan Allsop West Bromwich Albion Chuks Aneke Arsenal Jason Banton Arsenal José Baxter Everton Deale Chamberlain Liverpool Luke Freeman Arsenal Gary Gardner Aston Villa James Hurst Portsmouth Jesse Lingard Manchester United Angus Macdonald* Reading Keanu Marsh Brown Fulham Joe McCann Leeds United Josh McEachran Chelsea Nathaniel Mendez-Laing Wolverhampton Wanderer Jack Mills Reading Oliver Nicholas Arsenal Jamie Reckord Wolverhampton Wanderers Connor Wickham Ipswich Town
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Northwest Masters on Sky Sports 1 right now.. Liverpool beat Man City 3-2 in first game.. Also The Fat Binman, what a waste of talent he was at The Pit.. even at 47 and as tubby as ever he's made some unbelievable stops.. One terrific double stop.. How he manages to throw that huge frame around like that is astonishing.. Perhaps once the best goalkeeper in the world.. what a waste.. :no Would have been about 10-2 to City if not for Fat Nev..
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new name for the forum as you arse sniffers are so obsessed with the concept of what's gay and what isn't ;)
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I'm listening to this more and more lately, especially to Mark Radcliffe in the evenings, who is just class. But Jesus H Christ - how irritating is the Shaun Keaveny show? A few good tunes sure but what is it about music based radio stations which make them think what their breakfast listeners want to hear first thing in the morning is whooping and hollering and stupid fucking screechy character based "comedy"? Just play some records Shaun and stop trying to be funny. Hopefully that Laverne woman at 10:00 will be less annoying.
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Had a mate at college who had a flaccid dick like a coke can. Another mate of mind showed me a picture on his phone that he took of his own cock, he leant against his kitchen worktop and laid it out, I'm sure he put a packet of fags against it so as to illustrate scale. It was lengthy, looked like 9 inches there.
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Heard this from a very good source. Watch this space.
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Apparently anyway. Probably to sort out the masch and balotelli deals. Then again he could just be going back to caldy. Some massive spots this morning @manairport from Emma in our office who has been moonlighting on the T3 info desk - no. 1 Rafael Benitez. 37 minutes ago via TweetDeck
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Questions for Chinese Consortium – Spirit Of Shankly – Liverpool Supporters' Union members contributions welcome -
Thank fuck. FINALLY. Since Jari left I've been crying out (much to the annoyance of people who have had to listen to it) for this type of player and, correct me if I'm wrong, we just haven't had that player since Litmanen left. It makes ALL the difference and is exactly what we need. Well done, Joe – let's hope he can keep it up.
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It's the only explanation. I can't get through an episode of True Blood without thinking 'fwoar' when I see some of the vampire blokes. Tell me I'm not the only one. The thing that baffles me the most, though, is that I'm digging the new English guy solely for his accent. I've got that fucking same accent. To be honest, the women also rock my world. So I guess that means, after decades of liking the minge, that I like the cock too. Whodathunkit. Now, where do I sign up for gay pride and all that shit.
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Has been utter bliss, a truly welcome break from all the shit that's going on and has gone on with us. Has for the first time in months felt like the old place and there's been loads of boss banter, haven't seen one crossed word. I am literally giddy at the thought of watching all the games, especially tonight it should be a cracker, I fucking love the world cup.
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Yep thats me, well during the season i made a thread (unfortunately cant reboot it) called where would this team finish in the PL I cant remember it exactly but it was something like this. --------------------------Pepe------------------------ Carra---------------Sktrel------------Agger-------Aurellio---- ---------------------Lucas----------Plessis------------------ Benayoun-------------------Aqualani--------------Pacheo. ---------------------------Ngog----------------------------- Plus 60m to spend Sell Torres 70M Gerrard 30M Kuyt 10m Macherano 25m Babel 5m Reire 5M Johnson 15m You take 100m off the debt reduce the wage bill by 15m after signing new players and prepare for midtable medioctrity and keep reducing the debt until you find a buyer who will give you your profit. Anyway unless we find new owners this is quite a likely scernarion now.
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Just watched Goals on Sunday the boro game showed loads of men, women and children crying with the near relegation of their side. I cried once at a game, Utd turned us over 2-0 at home and Beckham scored a free kick, don't remember the year. My dad turned to me and said "pull yourself together son, the cameras will go on you" and I've never cried at a match again. Anyone else been reduced to tears at a game?
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Lots of them walking past my window wearing not very much. I love the Summer I do me!
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The prick has got himself a new show, on the internet, after quitting Soccer am and then his bullshit of a programme on USA Soccer being a failure, he's done a daily show for the internet which is basically his old Soccer am show, he's even got the old cast. Channel Bee
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....Fuck me i didn't see that one coming.
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post day/time/material,equipment,websites etc used in confirmation of jizz explosion 17.46 to 18. 38 today, xtube,yuvutu,pornohub,gaydar,horselove
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Why is this cunt on Radio City in the afternoon now? Is it so he can stay up later snorting and shagging brasses? lucky twat.
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Can someone clean up this thread http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/tnf-techy-nerd-forum/69450-bittorrents.html#post1378809 before it lands Dave in trouble
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Normally I don't buy into the whole "designated time to have fun" promotion, like New Years and Halloween, but me mates having a fancy dress party and I'm really up for it. So far me and me mate have thought of Father Ted and Dougal or Lou and Andy from Little Britain (using his sick nannys wheelchair for the night) But the best idea I've had so far is to get an old t shirt and trackie bottoms, collect the packages from everything I eat during the week, then sort out all the ones I have 2 of and stick them onto the T-Shirt and Bottoms. Then I'd be "Two-Pack the Wrapper".
