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Had an argument with my wife yesterday over nothing much, which resulted in her deciding to stamp all over my work laptop !!! I would think to get her sectioned but my mate confessed to me that once he had an argument with his wife, who decided to lie down in the middle of their road (it was about 3am and the road is a backstreet) but mad nonetheless. I realise that "all birds are bonkers" is a common expression, I thought I would put it to the test......
Some fella has just knocked at ours with a parcel for a person I don't know. I told the man nobody lives here at with that name and he said they must do. He threw the parcel in the porch and fucked off. I opened the Parcel to make sure there was nothing dodgy in there and found a pair of slippers.They are a bit big but very comfortable. I have new slippers. If they want them back they will have to kill me and take them from my cold dead feet. I feel no guilt but Mark will have cold feet.