Fuck this shit. Fucking July and another day of pissing down with bastard rain in good old Yorkshire. What a depressing pile of wank this country is in almost every aspect. All I want to do is walk up the pub for a quiet beer but no, I'm stuck in the fucking house looking out of the window at the great british summer. Fucking bollocks. I'm seriously going to look at moving to Australia, me. I can't fucking stand it here any longer.