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So a friend of mine just turned 18 and he really wanted to go to a strip club. I've been to one before but I decided to take him along with a few other friends. I really didn't know what to expect from it, actually I didn't go expecting to spend much. So we get there around midnight and pay 10$ to get in right at the start of their Pussy Show. This is basically when they introduce all the girls and each of them go around giving the costumers who paid for a seat which costs 8$. Each lap dance on your seat costs 2$ and lasts about 3-5 minutes. Now this isn't private, its in front of everyone which means if you get one of these a ton of guys are gonna be looking at you or rather the broad rubbing your penis. We didn't pay for seats, the place was pretty full when we got there so most of the seats were taken by then. To my surprise there were a lot of guys with their respective wives watching the show. The birthday friend went at from the gecko, he immediately pointed out he wanted a private dance with the blonde chick. She had a massive and I mean massive ass with some decent sized boobs. A private costs about 16$ and lasts about 6mins. He was disappointed because she charged 10$ extra to touch her downstairs but this didn't keep him away from trying again. He chose his next chick, Tracy and went on to pay for 4 more privates with her. I think she let him touch everything and touched his everything. Being my first time, I also decided to get a private, so I went and chose this tall chick with a Kardashian ass and tits. It was amazingly good, I mean being realistic I would never be able to get a girl like that considering she was much taller than me but I do get hot girls just like Simon. Taking advice from my friend I tried out Tracy, I felt she had saggy tits but it was entertaining, she sure knew how to make a willy feel good. Before leaving I decided to try one of the girls that looked like was having a bad business day. I had only seen her with one other guy so I payed her for a dance, and was well worth it. Her breasts were small but her ass was great. She told me she would fuck me for 100$ but I turned her down straight away. I'm not sure how these things work considering it was my first time but I felt the service was cheap and quality. You got 2 beers with 10$ you paid upon entering so that was cool I guess. They didn't let you use the cellphone inside the place because of pictures and that stuff and have security shifting around the place and they did charge me 2$ for parking. Anyway was it cheap? What experiences have you had in strip clubs? Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.

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Out last night at about 3 o'clock if I remember rightly.