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Talking to some bullshit artist in work in the pub before, reckons he went back to some birds on the wirral last night and shagged her, he woke up at 8 and had no money and no idea where he was but still made it into work today by bunking on the train. He reckons he's on 99 women and only knows about ten of their names. He also reckons that shagging fat birds are the best as they bring you a cooked breakfast in the morning before you fuck off. I've had a few random ones, having to get taxis back from places that I never even knew existed and never seen any of the birds ever again. Anyone got an stories of random or weird one night stands?
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My mate has fell asleep on the stairs, the point of this thread (would be poll but i'm not quite with it enough) is to decide over the next 10 min if i should wake her and drag her to bed to sleep or leave her there about 5 steps up to sleep it off. She's incredibly drunk and would last the night there if she didn't slide down (if that was what the GF decided) but she would be left feeling sore and aching for tomorrow if it was decided to leave her be... So GF, it's over to you, Should i wake her or not?
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Anyone been watching it? Clay Davis really is the man..'shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit' That court performance was fucking class. Can't believe Omar got popped by that little shit.
