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From DJS off another forum.

Don't know if this has been posted before, but he says some really good things, especially the last paragraph!

Looks like he could be on his way out of Citeh. I wish he'd re-sign for us, I love the Welsh mentalist bastard. Craig Bellamy fears for his future at Manchester City! Star at odds with boss Roberto Mancini | Mail Online

Bellamy plans academy in Africa West Ham and Wales striker Craig Bellamy plans to build a football academy in Sierra Leone to try to help develop the country's young talent. Bellamy visited the war-torn country last year and was so impressed by the local playing talent that he vowed to help them improve facilities. He has now set up the Craig Bellamy Foundation, which will start to build an academy in the capital Freetown. "Because of the war, children haven't had any opportunity," he said. "They haven't been thrown a football, they've been thrown a gun. "Now we can give them a chance that their fathers or grandfathers never had. That's the buzz for me. "I'm not looking to find and sell players. I'm not an agent. I want to make it clear that if any player does make it, any fee goes straight back into the academy." Bellamy has reportedly invested nearly £650,000 of his own money into the foundation and the academy is set to include 14 new leagues and 68 new boys' teams and employ 141 managers and coaches. While improving the country's football is Bellamy's primary motivation, he also hopes the foundation will lead to more youngsters receiving health awareness education. BBC SPORT | Football | African | Bellamy plans academy in Africa Ex-Red who i was sad to see leave. Nice gesture this, nice to see someone put something back in and using their wealth to good effect. Would love to see our club setting things like this up. Well in Bellers lad

I like him. http://i37.tinypic.com/dfvpd2.jpg

I've got 32 cold cans of Carlsberg in the fridge...

Last night the tops of my legs were fucking killing me, y'know when you've sweated a bit (our place is like a fucking oven) and your kecks chafe the tops of your legs and your bollocks and it's very painful? Well, when i went to bed last night i thought "hmm i'll put some cream on my legs and balls" so i looked around and chose to put IBuleve cream on there "ah i remember the advertisement now, it'll stop the pain, and i must've bought it for my legs*, why else?" i thought. After about 30 seconds the screams were unmerciful good job my lad was outl, "FUCKING HELL" i screamed, "AAAAAAHHHH FUCKIN AAAAAAHHHHHH", Fucking hell lads the PAIN!!! It was like i'd poured Sulphuric Acid on my bollocks, they were on fucking fire, "OH the humanity" i cried (not really). I had to jump out of bed and go and wash me plums in the bathroom. aaahhh coolness, they stopped stinging quite a bit, so i went back to bed and when i sat down, i hadn't washed it from the top of my legs, cue more hell fire, so i legged it back to the bathroom and washed it off completely. The moral of this tale is, never EVER use IBuleve on, or near, your delicates. You have been warned!! *I remembered why i bought the fucking stuff later on, it was cos of my bad ankle, worked a treat on that though.