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Some fella has just knocked at ours with a parcel for a person I don't know. I told the man nobody lives here at with that name and he said they must do. He threw the parcel in the porch and fucked off. I opened the Parcel to make sure there was nothing dodgy in there and found a pair of slippers.They are a bit big but very comfortable. I have new slippers. If they want them back they will have to kill me and take them from my cold dead feet. I feel no guilt but Mark will have cold feet.
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just thought i'd pick the brains of the GF..... what do you think it is? i'v heard both of the following; A) you or your bird shit on clingfilm and freeze it before screwing her with it and B) shit in your hand and have a wank. we live in some seriously fucked up times in terms of sexual expression. both of these are fucked up!
