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There have been a few treads in praise of womens various body parts. But what of the sexiest part of all - the face. Who doesn't need to take their clothes off, who is simply gorgeous from the neck up. A few contenders Mrs Kaka Adriana Lima Kristen Kreuk Sysckya Porto Aishwarya Rai

A lot of the acts are shite but there have been some incredibly entertaining acts this year. Just watching that young lad dance then was amazing, his dancing was great but the broken music and the rain made it spectacular.

Being linked with a move to Italy. It's a shame he's constantly injured as he looked a superb prospect in that season we won the reserve league. I'd sell him if we got a decent price, otherwise maybe let him go on loan and see how he does.; Football Italia - the Italian football website for English-speaking football fans Newly-promoted Brescia are preparing a swoop to bring in Krisztian Nemeth from Liverpool. According to Datasport, the Rondinelle have pinpointed the 21-year-old to reinforce their front line in the return to Serie A. Nemeth spent last season on loan in Greece with AEK Athens, scoring three goals in 18 games and providing quite a few crucial assists. The Hungarian youngster is already a full international and joined Liverpool in 2007. Brescia are looking for a new forward to partner Andrea Caracciolo and Davide Possanzini. Other options include Franco Brienza of Reggina and Piacenza’s Daniele Cacia.

Apparently knocking Ryan Babel off. Clearly, its effecting his play as he is far too happy with himself and had lost all desire. Anyone got any decent photos they could post of her.

That new series on Sky1 staring Jack Bauer as the father of some autistic kid who can see minute and complicated numeric patterns and pretty much predict the future. It also has Danny Glover as an old man who gives advise to Jack about how not to kill and torture people but to follow his son's cryptic guidance to make the world a better place. Anyone been watching it? Two episodes in it's looking like sentimental claptrap to me. My bird loves it and wept at the end of episode two. Hopefully something gritty or edgy will happen soon or I think I'll go insane and have to abandon it.

Totally ripped this thread off from another forum but it ruled so thought we should have our very own TLW version. The game goes as follows- I request a picture of something to be found on the internet - maybe a fat bloke wearing a nappy or something. The first person to reply with that picture then gets to name a picture of their own. However, before they can do that the person who requested the picture has to agree that it hit the required specifications- so if someone responds with a weedy guy wearing a nappy I may tell them to cunt off. As I started the thread I'll kick off, find me a picture of Sam Allardyce eating something, preferably a pie......

I got one, fucking bullshit, I work with a load of Doctors and we were all talking when one came in, he was an African Doctor his name is Dr Eekong. One of the girls sitting with us said "what's Dr Eekongs first name" and I replied "I think it's Donk" she says as loud as she can DONK !! what kind of a name is that !!. At which point my boss here's the commotion and comes over to ask what is so funny, she tells him what I said and I had to explain how I was joking making out his name was Donk Eekong, he didn't find it funny at all. Pulled me in the office and said it was poor practice and conduct to make jokes about the other Doctors especially when there could be Racial connotations !!!! what, he was bascially saying I was calling the Doctor a Monkey !. I couldn't say much as I am on a warning anyway but I felt like a right cunt and the whole episode was highly shameful. The Dime bar girl still hasnt a clue what went on and will no doubt call him Donk at some point in the near future, anyways.

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With our financial woes mounting and transfer targets being swiped from under our noses with depressing regularity, it's looking increasingly unlikely that Rafa will be able to strengthen the squad as he was wanting to. Meanwhile, Chelsea and Man U are fixtures in the top 4, and near-certainties to stay there, while Arsenal, for all their much-hyped troubles, haven't finished outside the top 4 since 1996. Knocking on the door are big-spending Man City, the richest club in world football, who have already beaten us to the signature of Gareth Barry, and look likely to beat us to Carlos Tevez too. No doubt there will be more big signings to come, and City look like they will start the season with a formidable squad of world-class footballers. 5 into 4 doesn't go, so given the above - will we retain our position in the top 4 and the Champions League qualification that goes with it? Or will our off-field troubles render us the odd man out at the end of the season?

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We are indeed an impossible bunch to please, should we decide to constructively point out the flaws in one or two players and their performances then we are accused of lacking belief and faith. “Rafa knows best” and I am sure he does, let’s be honest the guy signed Torres, if he achieves nothing else that in itself has made the last two years bearable as a Liverpool fan. However he also signed Kuyt, who is, let’s face it, mediocre at best. He is undoubtedly one of the reasons why we are so inconsistent, admittedly the guy has an incredible work rate, however the end product falls way short of what any mid table club would accept. Most Liverpool fans are blinkered when it comes to Kuyt, it seems that running around nonstop is a sure way to win yourself into the hearts of any red. Ask any fan what they think of Kuyt and I guarantee the answer will be “he works hard”, that then seems to be the basis of acceptance, the all endearing way to make yourself a favourite. It is also interesting to note that Liverpool fc.TV state and I quote: “Again the Dutchman was proving a hit with the fans, not least for his habit of applauding all four stands after each game” Amazing, who writes this? Running around and clapping seems to be the level that we have so diligently set the bar. Perhaps then we should simply hire a seal, bang a red top on him and send him onto the pitch to please those fans who’s idea of success is based on how many miles of the pitch are covered, along with of course, an all inspiring round of applause when the game is over. The poignant truth however , is that seal has a remarkably better touch than Kuyt, let’s be honest he is the only player I have ever seen capable of tripping himself up when he doesn’t even have the ball at his feet. I cringe every time I see him on the ball, Monday night was a prime example of the faults which lie in our makeshift right sided player, lets face it he was bought as a striker to score goals. Simply review Mondays match and you will note the amount of times he simply destroyed Johnsons superb attacking play by giving the ball away. We could have quite easily finished Birmingham if Kuyt had simply been left on the bench and was replaced by somebody who can actually pick out a pass. Fact, he is incapable of passing the ball, I would of thought that this was imperative for a right sided player, no? (<Rafa jibe). Don’t get me wrong I do trust RAFA, however it is incredibly painful and obvious to me that we are indeed all missing the inevitable truth, and that is we are allowing work hard ethics to substitute class at the detriment of our clubs ability to challenge in any competition.

We already knew about Paolo Maldini (who got a better send off today compared to last week), but Pavel Nedved and Luis Figo also hung up their boots. Nedved was the most underrated of the three, primarily because he didn't live the glamorous lifestyle. If Steven Gerrard needs an example of how to prolong his career, this is as close a player he can learn from. Juve fans shouldn't forget how he stuck by them when they were demoted, something that was not of his doing. Figo was the probably (on form) the world's best player about 10 years ago. Remember what he did to England at Euro 2000? Apart from the unsavoury way he became a Madrid mercenary galactico, he was again a fine example to young players. Maldini has already been discussed at length. All the above finished in Serie A, which has a number of top players reaching the end of their careers. Javier Zanetti, Alex Del Piero and Francesco Totti are all at that late stage in their careers, and it won't be long before they retire.

unlucky Michael

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Set out for Liverpool this morning. 22 years old and have only supported the Reds since I was 10 and for the first time in my life I finally got to go 'home'. I went to Anfield. Was bouncing up and down. I really felt like a kid at a candy shop. The gatekeeper saw me and smiled. I told him 'you can tell I'm here for the first time'. He laughed and told me 'I'm sick of the place'. I wanted to take a picture with anything and everything. I didn't think it would be this overwhelming but when I finally saw the stadium driving down the road I was just speechless. I know you lot live there and are used to it and it's probably no big deal but I was nearly in tears I was so happy. I can't believe I've finally got to touch the Shankly and Paisley gates. To pay proper respect at the memorial. I finally got to touch the 'This is Anfield' sign. I finally got to sit on the Kop... even if it wasn't for a match. Hell I even saw a marriage taking place! It was absolutely fantastic and overwhelming. The shop was amazing. The museum, the trophies, EVERYTHING. And everyone... EVERYONE was so lovely! They just smiled and were so sweet seeing my excitement! I walked out to the dugout and took a deep breath, smelled the grass and it just felt.. RIGHT. It felt so familiar. I even got to sit in Gerrard's chair and Torres' chair! I can't believe I finally got to make the trip I'm so happy. It's a shame I couldn't catch the youth cup final the other day but hopefully this is just one of many trips to come to first team games. As for the rest of Liverpool... I went to the city centre. It was pretty great! Then went to China town for lunch! And finished the day at Albert dock and it was all just amazing! I honestly have just had one of the best days of my life! Most of you probably won't care or think I'm a tad silly but I just wanted to share before I forgot this feeling! Am on such a high right now! :D

Eminem Left Red-Faced After Sacha Baron Cohen, Dressed As Bruno, Lands On Him At MTV Movie Awards | Showbiz News | Sky News Rapper Eminem has reportedly been left furious after comedian Sacha Baron Cohen crash-landed on him at an awards bash - wearing only a thong and a pair of wings. Eminem found his head, centre, jammed between Sasha Baron Cohen's legs Dressed as his camp fashionista alter-ego Bruno, the Ali G and Borat star flew in above the MTV Movie Awards audience, suspended on a wire. He then appeared to hit an obstacle and spiralled down directly over the US rapper, legs akimbo. Eminem, who has in the past been accused of writing homophobic lyrics in his songs, suddenly found himself up close and personal with Baron Cohen's bare buttocks. He appeared genuinely disgusted by the invasion of his privacy and was seen to mouth: "Are you ******* serious?" "This is very exciting TV," host Andy Samberg ad-libbed, as members of the rapper's entourage attempted to extricate Bruno from the rapper's face. Eminem then left his seat and stormed "in a heated rage" out of the Gibson Amphitheatre near Los Angeles where the live awards show was taking place, according to MTV. Comedy actor Ben Stiller said backstage: "I enjoyed his precision landing. I did not see that coming." The outrageous incident has set the entertainment world guessing over whether the musician was in on the stunt. Eminem had earlier taken to the stage to perform two tracks from his comeback album Relapse, while Baron Cohen was at the awards promoting his latest film Bruno, a mockumentary based on his Austrian TV-reporter character. You'll need to click the link to watch the video.

It's a horrible choice to have to make, I know, but i'm amazed by how many Reds I know that want Everton to win. I hate Chelsea, but fucking hell Everton will still be there long after Chelsea have been and gone. So, who do you want to win?

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/news/79362-reserves-off-winning-start-holland.html

On Granada reports just then,"david has done wonders when you consider what a manager not far away form us has done this season with all that money to spend" fuckin bitter cunt come on chelsea

Apparently on his way back to LFC on a pay as you play contract This is going on what someone who apparently knows a few of the players has said and its meant to be done in the next 7 days. Would you welcome this?

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going to Rangers for 1.3 million and we have a 50% sell on clause in his contract. add 650k ish to the transfer kitty. xx

Simple one or the other. For me I hate Blue shite more but allot of people i know hate the Mancs more Ill give them there propper names just to stop Confusion which happens a lot from my polls So Manchester United or Everton which one do you hate more ill give an other option as well.

"...is to get between Bill Kenwright and a camera". :D