There has been a lot of coverage of Torres' inability to threaten the onion bag, but the sulky, girl-haired, cock face has actually scored 7 goals in 21 starts. Compare that to the International bright young thing over at Castle Greyskull, Daniel Welbeck, who has scored 1 in 9 starts. That's worse than Shelvey who has a 1 in 7, and only slightly better than Daniel Agger and Stewart Downing who have 1 in 11. (we won't even mention Sturridge's 2 in 1 starts)
Are there any questions about him in the papers? Now I know he is young, but he has become an England fairly-regular, so where is the whatthefuckishedoing headlines?
I put it to you that the national press are a bunch of cunts and are about as balanced as Susan Boyle on a unicycle.
****please note that I have used science in the above post, so any disagreement just makes you look silly****