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Dave works in an office, and says to his boss that he needs to finish early as everyone's going out, his boss replies "everyones not going out" and dave say's that they are and that he knows everybody and everybody knows him, The boss says prove it, so dave asks him how? The boss say's you dont know Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! So they jump on a plane to LA, and land at their appartment, Angelina answers and say's " Hello dave hows things, i havent seen you in ages come on in for a drink Brads up feeding the children. The boss is impressed but still doesnt believe that dave knows everybody, " You dont know the queen! So they jump on a plane to England, and arrive at Buckingham Palace, Dave knocks at the door and the queen says hello dave i havent seen u in ages, come on in for a cup of tea, So after that the boss is impressed but still doesn't believe that he knows everybody. "You dont know the Pope, hardly anyone knows the Pope" so they jump on a plane to Rome and arrive at the Vatican, There's thousands of people there waiting to be addressed by the Pope, "You stay here and il come out there and wave with the Pope, So as the Pope and Dave come out he waves to his boss, and see's him falling to the ground, he rushes down and gives his boss a glass of water and brings him round, " Did you faint because i proved i know the Pope, he say's!! Naw say's his boss, Someone behind me said " who the fucks that up there with dave!!!!!!