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You meet the perfect girl/guy. Every box is ticked. Then they say or do something which instantly puts you completely off them...what was it? I'll get the ball rolling: Believes in astrology
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Was last night, I went round to my mother in laws ( who i have always had a thing for ) to bleed her radiators, we were in the kitchen and she started undoing my trousers and said " I want to suck your cock and taste my daughters juice all in my mouth" I did not know whether to laugh or not still pretty good night!
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a fella i used to work with reckons he shagged Una Stubbs whilst on a cruise. Alledgedly! A mate of mine swapped spit with Sonia whilst she was at No1 in `89, he still dines out on that one! The Soft cunt! Thats it really. Anyone have any tales? I remember reading somewhere on here, a fellow forummer shagged that norwegian vet from that vet school thingy on bbc. Another forumers ex bird turned into a big porn star in the states.
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South Park returns tomorrow night (11th March) in America. That mean it will be all over the torrent sites by Thursday Morning for us British. The first one is about The Jonas Brothers and Purity Rings. Let the hilarity ensue.
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Anyone remember a reserve called Ian Connor from the Houlier era.
Guest posted a topic in FF - Football Forum
I go college with him. And he really does my nut in saying i know nothing but he knows everything he is apparently in contact with 5 of our players. I believe he played for us but knowing 5 current players because he was a reserve a long time ago. Sounds funny. -
Come on GF, give us the shag songs. I'm the kind who has no clue when it comes to romantic music or shite, it doesn't go down very well putting candles out and tidying up, then pressing play and hearing 'BONKERS'. lets be havin you.
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according to my mate he just put a hat and a ginger beard on a wheelchair bound man on deal or no deal as he couldnt see over the table to imply he was a leprechaun and the guy started crying he is royally fucked if so!
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Holy fucking shit I think i have just fucked my dads 700 Pound TV up please help. I took it of it's rack while cleaning i put it on the floor for 5 mins and i have just knocked the mop bucket over i think its got inside because it wont work. I'm looking after the house till tomorrow night how do i get it working before then can i? Damn i'm in big shit help please.
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My neighbour threw an empty box over my back garden,he's a cunt. However last night he left to go on holiday,this was when I got my own back. He has a pond,rougly 2m by 2m filled with about 25 fish in,I killed the fish. I jumped my fence at about 11:13 pm last night with about 4L of Coca-Cola,I then proceeded to fill his little pond with the Coca-Cola. I can't wait till he gets back,it will teach him for being such a cunt.
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i was out with my mate at the weekend who was incerdibly fucked up after he took copius amounts of devil dandruff and stella. he then took it on himself to start chatting to some old birds who were propping up the bar.he was on fire with his bullshit chat,and one of the 2 began to take a keen interest in the bulge in his trousers. this tart was 62 by the way! i went over to the bandit as i was getting pretty embarrased by the sorry state of affairs developing in front of my eyes,and looked over after few mins and they were all over each other like a fuckin rash. my mate then came staggering over to me and asked if i had packed any durex.i had so he was in luck! he then took this old trollop round the back of the pub and vaginally and anally penetrated the old bint before ripping off the jonny and climaxing all over her face! the next day the daft cunt couldnt even remember doing it and was completed horrified. i just wondered if anyone else can beat 62!!! -
He has not been on since 24th February and is obviously dead. RIP YNWA
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Well i think its the shoulder that or my neck and it fucking kills i have found out that pain killers are shit.
